Distiiled Wisdom

[Magister]

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently."

- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

[steampunkfae]

No matter where you go, there you are...

[Sean Patrick O-Byrne]

If its stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid.

Gravity is the lesson,
Pavement is the tutor.

[Jennette Haber]

when in doubt, deny

[Vienna Fahrmann]

     "Corsets aren't for Sissies"-a friend of mine

     Vienna

[Magister]

Wisdom of the Doctor...

"Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way."

"There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes."

"You can't rule the world in hiding. You've got to come out on the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle."

"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."

"Answers are easy. It's asking the right questions which is hard."

[Zwack]

Admit nothing, Deny everything, make counter accusations.

Z.

[Marrock]

"As a nation, we began by declaring that "All men are created equal." We now practically read it, "All men are created equal, except Negroes." Soon, it will read "All men are created equal, except Negroes, and Foreigners and Catholics." When it comes to this, I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty. To Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure and without the base alloy of hypocrisy" --Abraham Lincoln

[Mrs. Sullivan]

Wisdom of the Doctor...

"You can't rule the world in hiding. You've got to come out on the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle."

Ah.  Kind of like Michael Jackson, eh?

[Miimno]

Patient: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this" [does 'that thing']
Doctor: "Then don't do that."

Distilled Wisdom:  Don't do that.

[von Corax]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.

[Laverna Lovett~]

a bit of actual, slightly inspirational wisdom:
If you can't get someone out of your head, perhaps they're supposed to be there.

it's okay to be different; the people that care don't matter and the people that matter don't care.

and some funny ones:
Jesus loves you; everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Never try to argue with an idiot. they'll only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

when life hands you lemons, make orange juice and the world will wonder how you did it.

and my favorite quote from Albert Einstien:
I know not with what weapons WW3 will be fought with, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

[Mrs. Sullivan]

"Sir, I believe you're going mad with power!"

"Have you ever tried going mad without power?  It's boring, and no one listens to you."

from The Simpsons Movie

[Albrecht]

Ruling the world sucks, you still only get 24 hours a day ,not nearly enough time to do the things you could!

[Miimno]

When 'everyone' around you is a git:  "Three gits and yer it!"

[JingleJoe]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.

If at first I dont succeed the evidence will probably escape and eat me

[Thaif]

"As people are not eaten, butchering them is of no use." Jonathan Swift

"Practice makes perfect, obsession makes better."

[Commander Obadiah]

When faced with poor exam results, pray that your university of choice will accept you based on your rampant awesomeness.

Commander C. Obadiah

[Marrock]

I have seen tragedies that ended in emptiness, Injustices that defy reason, Love that would light the very stars turned cold and hard. I have seen torments that cannot possibly be borne, yet must be... and the newbies shall live and breathe in the depths of such destructions...

[Vienna Fahrmann]

     "The best defense is a good offense"-somebody, probably in the military,

     Vienna

[Zwack]

     "The best defense is a good offense"-somebody, probably in the military,

     Vienna

The best attack is a surprise attack.  So the best defense is to attack them before they think of attacking you.

Z.

[JennyWren]

Just because im paranoid doesnt mean the world isnt out to get me

Your never alone with Schizophrenia

Obsessive compulsives do it again and again and again,and...........

If cleanliness is next to godliness, then obsseive compulsives must be saints

"42"

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

[Zwack]

expect clerical incompetence, learn to pick locks, and to swear in multiple languages.  - Vienna Fahrmann on the subject of Universities.

Remember, You are unique.  just like everyone else.

Beware the superficially profound.

Kali was a black god.

I have seen the Fnords!

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

Stop that, it's silly.

Z.

[Emmeline X]

Sensible wisdom: A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step. (Confucious)
Mad wisdom: Never try and bend a spoon with the power of your mind in public, it just makes you look constipated. (Me)

[Herr Döktor]

No matter who you vote for, the government always gets in.