Distiiled Wisdom

[Commander Obadiah]

I hope you brought enough for everyone.

Commander C. Obadiah

Post Script: Sod you, Shoggy!

[lilibat]

I'm the queen of France!

[neon_suntan]

The cake might not be a lie, but my spoon is too big.

There is no spoon

[Sir Nikolas of Vendigroth]

It won't get better if you picket.

[JennyWren]

It won't get better if you picket.

  Arthur Scargill   

If you are calm when all about you is chaos, you dont understand the situation

There are always two sides to a argument, mine and the wrong one

[Zwack]

A friend is someone you call to help you move.  A real friend is someone you call to help you move a body.

Youth and Skill can always be beaten by Age and Treachery.

Z.

[Vienna Fahrmann]

     "when in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout"-I forgot who wrote that one.

     "Find a way or make one"-Frank Hurley

     Vienna

[qubehead]

"when in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout"-I forgot who wrote that one.

I first saw it in R. Heinlein's 'The Cat Who Walks Through Walls".  Don't know whether he originated it.

Shooting the messenger always helps, both as an emotional release and a way to buy time to think.

[Sir A Poiselamppe]

If your not part of the problem - you're not a manager...

If at first you don't succeed, you're not the eldest son...

Now back to the Flak...

[elShoggotho]

The cake might not be a lie, but my spoon is too big.

There is no spoon

Yes, there is, but as I already told you, it is TOO BIG.

[The Kernel]

If your not part of the problem - you're not a manager...

If at first you don't succeed, you're not the eldest son...

Now back to the Flak...

If at first you don't succeed - cheat

or

If at first you don't succeed - give up completly

if only it was really so simple

[Hikaro Takayama]

It won't get better if you picket.

That was one of my favorite quotes from The Fifth Elephant by Terry Prachett.

Here's one that's paraphrased from Doc Emmet Brown:

"If you're going to build something, you may as well do it with style!"

[Sir Nikolas of Vendigroth]

It won't get better if you picket.

That was one of my favorite quotes from The Fifth Elephant by Terry Prachett.

Top marks, that man!

If your not part of the problem - you're not a manager...

If at first you don't succeed, you're not the eldest son...

Now back to the Flak...

If at first you don't succeed - cheat

or

If at first you don't succeed - give up completly

if only it was really so simple

"If at first you don't succeed: You fail, and the test is over."

[Dr cornelius quack]

If at first you don't succeed, freefall parachuting probably isn't for you.

[The Kernel]

If at first you don't succeed, freefall parachuting probably isn't for you.

From the Royal Air Force

If you can walk away its a good landing

If your aircraft can be used again, its a very good landing

And from the British Army - only two things fall out of the sky, Paras (Paratroopers) and birdsh*t

[Sir Nikolas of Vendigroth]

"Contact with the floor will result in an unsatisfactory remark on your test record, followed by death"

And, my all-time favourite:

"It's probably not a problem.....probably."

[The Kernel]

Death is natures way of telling you that you've failed (I won't go into too many details where I heard that one)

[JingleJoe]

Death is natures way of telling you that you've failed (I won't go into too many details where I heard that one)

I cant begin to describe how very much and why I disagree with that

By the by a peice of "distilled wisdom" I implemented recently;


If you can't join them, beat them!

[Hikaro Takayama]

Just because something is a superstition, doesn't mean that it's not true.

[Marrock]

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head

[Commander Obadiah]

Death is natures way of telling you that you've failed (I won't go into too many details where I heard that one)

I cant begin to describe how very much and why I disagree with that

By the by a peice of "distilled wisdom" I implemented recently;


If you can't join them, beat them!

Format?

Commander C. Obadiah

[CapnHarlock]

From Mr. W.C. Fields:

"If at first, you don't succeed, try again. If you still don't succeed, try something different. No sense being a damned fool about it."

[Zwack]

If your not part of the problem - you're not a manager...

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Z.

[von Corax]

If at first you don't succeed, you need to use a bigger hammer.

[Dr cornelius quack]

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