Attention: Brits. We're all going to freeze to death in a pristine white hell.

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James Harrison

#175
February 13, 2009, 10:17:04 AM
We've got a big ball of yellow burning stuff in the sky and it hurts the eyes to look at it... oh, wait, it's the sun. 
Persons intending to travel by open carriage should select a seat with their backs to the engine, by which means they will avoid the ashes emitted therefrom, that in travelling generally, but particularly through the tunnels, prove a great annoyance; the carriage farthest from the engine will in consequence be found the most desirable.

The Kernel

#176
February 13, 2009, 03:03:15 PM
Quote from: James Harrison on February 13, 2009, 10:17:04 AM
We've got a big ball of yellow burning stuff in the sky and it hurts the eyes to look at it... oh, wait, it's the sun. 

Nah not seen that for a long long time

Elycium

#177
February 13, 2009, 03:25:06 PM
Quote from: James Harrison on February 13, 2009, 10:17:04 AM
We've got a big ball of yellow burning stuff in the sky and it hurts the eyes to look at it... oh, wait, it's the sun. 

That you've gotten to see that at all makes me jealous. We haven't seen that thing in ages ;)

Our snow had all been washed away by rain, but now we have a fresh couple of inches with more coming down. Its the light fluffy sort, though, so I'm okay with it.
"Humans need fantasy to be human."  - Death from "The Hogfather"

electroginge

#178
February 13, 2009, 04:18:42 PM
the bit of drizzle we got last night combined with what snow was left has resulted in massive areas of ice outside my house, it's not fun walking to the bureau de change i'll let you know! >:(

Phoenix0879

#179
February 13, 2009, 05:45:48 PM
Quote from: George De Vraic on February 13, 2009, 08:53:45 AM
No weather to report here.

George

What, none at all? The planets atmosphere just up and left?  ;)
"Great Muppety Odin"

George De Vraic

#180
February 13, 2009, 06:23:56 PM
Quote from: Phoenix0879 on February 13, 2009, 05:45:48 PM
Quote from: George De Vraic on February 13, 2009, 08:53:45 AM
No weather to report here.

George

What, none at all? The planets atmosphere just up and left?  ;)
Damn it! I think it's been pinched.
I knew if it stayed outside long enough, some bugger with have a way with it, on their toes.
Can someone send me any spare fine weather they bottled for a rainy day please?
"Voul-ous enne coupaïe d'thee?"

Phoenix0879

#181
February 13, 2009, 06:30:27 PM
Quote from: George De Vraic on February 13, 2009, 06:23:56 PM

Damn it! I think it's been pinched.
I knew if it stayed outside long enough, some bugger with have a way with it, on their toes.
Can someone send me any spare fine weather they bottled for a rainy day please?

See, that's what happens if you leave something unattended for too long, some light-fingered little bugger comes along and *snap* it's gone, just like that. Same thing happened to my sanity a few years back.
"Great Muppety Odin"

Herr Döktor

#182
February 13, 2009, 06:32:24 PM
That reminds me, I've got some slightly used sanity and a big pile of weather here, anyone care to make me an offer?

;)

Phoenix0879

#183
February 13, 2009, 06:39:36 PM
Well, I had copious amounts of man-flu, free to a good home, last month but no one at work took me up on my generous offer, even after I put adverts on the notice boards  :D
"Great Muppety Odin"

dr490nw4rri0r

#184
February 14, 2009, 05:23:19 AM
I can see it now:

"Greetings, good ladies and gentlemen of <insert name of workplace here>! A lovely fellow by the name of Influenza(he's a foreign fellow) is looking for a temporary home. He rather enjoys traveling through cold places, and, being a rather sociable fellow, he happens to enjoy sharing his presence and company with several people at any given time. He requires quite a bit of food to stay strong and healthy, though if you need him to go away you might simply starve him for several days. Might anyone have a place in their hearts for him? Inquire at<insert phone number>."
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Mercury Wells

#185
February 14, 2009, 11:05:47 AM
Quote from: Phoenix0879 on February 13, 2009, 06:30:27 PM
Quote from: George De Vraic on February 13, 2009, 06:23:56 PM

Damn it! I think it's been pinched.
I knew if it stayed outside long enough, some bugger with have a way with it, on their toes.
Can someone send me any spare fine weather they bottled for a rainy day please?

See, that's what happens if you leave something unattended for too long, some light-fingered little bugger comes along and *snap* it's gone, just like that.

Personally, I blame those chavvy Martians. ;)
Oh...my old war wound? I got that at The Battle of Dorking. Very nasty affair that was, I can tell you.

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Sir A Poiselamppe

#186
February 14, 2009, 12:42:56 PM
Quote from: Mercury Wells on February 14, 2009, 11:05:47 AM
Quote from: Phoenix0879 on February 13, 2009, 06:30:27 PM
Quote from: George De Vraic on February 13, 2009, 06:23:56 PM

Damn it! I think it's been pinched.
I knew if it stayed outside long enough, some bugger with have a way with it, on their toes.
Can someone send me any spare fine weather they bottled for a rainy day please?

See, that's what happens if you leave something unattended for too long, some light-fingered little bugger comes along and *snap* it's gone, just like that.

Personally, I blame those chavvy Martians. ;)

Yes - I don't trust anyone whose middle eye is too close to his fourth ear...

George De Vraic

#187
February 14, 2009, 08:20:20 PM
Quote from: Sir A Poiselamppe on February 14, 2009, 12:42:56 PM
Quote from: Mercury Wells on February 14, 2009, 11:05:47 AM
Quote from: Phoenix0879 on February 13, 2009, 06:30:27 PM
Quote from: George De Vraic on February 13, 2009, 06:23:56 PM

Damn it! I think it's been pinched.
I knew if it stayed outside long enough, some bugger with have a way with it, on their toes.
Can someone send me any spare fine weather they bottled for a rainy day please?

See, that's what happens if you leave something unattended for too long, some light-fingered little bugger comes along and *snap* it's gone, just like that.

Personally, I blame those chavvy Martians. ;)

Yes - I don't trust anyone whose middle eye is too close to his fourth ear...
You lot make I laugh
*twitches*
"Grandma git tha pitch-fork they sez thez them Matians are back here again!"
"Voul-ous enne coupaïe d'thee?"

bizarre_chicken

#188
February 14, 2009, 09:10:26 PM
Would the martians enjoy the snow?
*shrugs*




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Maddie

#189
February 14, 2009, 09:16:49 PM
Maybe, though they might think it hot, considering lack of atmosphere on the planet weighing 6,421 x 1023 kg
What a crazy random happen-stance!

Sir Nikolas of Vendigroth

#190
February 14, 2009, 09:20:13 PM
The do have snow on Mars.

'S made of carbon dioxide.

bizarre_chicken

#191
February 15, 2009, 12:57:33 AM
Well you're talking current martian conditions. What  if they evolved on the surface before the planet lost it's magnetic field and was stripped bare by solar radiation, moving to underground habitats more suitable for them?


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