The Incredible Cake - pics on page 3

[Mrs. Sullivan]

Perhaps this thread should have been titled "The Inedible Cake"...

[Jemima Annabelle Clough]

AFAIK, it wasn't cooked. And it was at room temperature.

Erm, I hope the chicken had at least been pre-cooked before it got made into... whatever that was... *refuses to call it a cake*

[Elycium]

AFAIK, it wasn't cooked. And it was at room temperature.

Erm, I hope the chicken had at least been pre-cooked before it got made into... whatever that was... *refuses to call it a cake*

you could call it a quiche.  sort of looks like one of those... if you tilt your head a little. 

[Captain_Minty_Gearhertz]

I want to say...Toast....
Maybe the coffee's fault?

That is odd, and I have had a fair few odd mixes of food (desperation + limited cooking skills= really odd sandwich fillings)

[Rowan of Rin]

Holy mother of aweful! That is indeed epically bad, but I think I would have eaten some just to satisfy my curiosity

[Dusza Beben]

This reminds me of the George Carlin bit about "The Refrigerator Man".

DB

[Dr cornelius quack]

Perhaps it was designed to be eaten after you'd drunk all the beer.
By which time, you could have added some leftover kebab as a garnish.

Not to mention the fact that it would be perfectly fine if you had employed "the mighty power of custard."


They just don't make students like they used to.

Dr. Q.

[The_Steam_Master]

Perhaps it was designed to be eaten after you'd drunk all the beer.
By which time, you could have added some leftover kebab as a garnish.

Not to mention the fact that it would be perfectly fine if you had employed "the mighty power of custard."


They just don't make students like they used to.

Dr. Q.

i didnt think it was possible to make the concept of this cake any worse...

and its not, somehow you made it sound more appetising, with the combination of beer, kebab, and custard, my girlfriend would probably have heart failure just looking at it, but, if the chicken was cooked, i might try it with all that lot aswell

then again, i might just have the beer

[Sir Theodore Catchpole]

thats cake

[Kaljaia]

I too have heard some odd cake recipes, but never one quite like that!

However I do remember eating one particular chocolate sponge cake that was minus the sugar and plus the mayonnaise...

[Monti Christo]

As a pastry chef, I've seen some odd flavour pairings in my time (such as chocolate and mint butter. Trust me, you're better off not attempting that one.) There is generally some logic to what a person is trying to achieve when they foul something up.

Having said that, this cake is an absolute abomination.

To fix it, I'd need a young priest, and an old priest, 10 gallons of holy water, several angry villagers with pitchforks and torches, and a silver-lined tupperware container to contain the beast.

Where are all the steampunk monster hunters when you need them?

[George De Vraic]

When I was a kid, my Grandpa used to deliver cakes he made all around the island. Any charity sale, raffle or tea party would usually have some sort of cake or trifle made by him. As he got older, we once got one where he had found some eggs in his fridge after mixing the reciepe and putting in the tin. So he sliced them and stuck the slices into the top of the cake tin, to "hope it would be alright." Gentleman that he was, he thought us family had best eat that one! We kept that secret from him, would have upset him!

[JingleJoe]

Where are all the steampunk monster hunters when you need them?

This cake: The nemesis of the Van Helsing Society.

[Nefthys]

It looks alive, any food that looks alive should not be eaten. It might try to claw it's way out of our stomach.

[Maggie Pie]

Forgive me if my geeky side is showing but...I believe this may be the world's first photograph of a real live Gelatinous Ooze.  c.c

[Sir Nikolas of Vendigroth]

It tasted like a Gelatinous Ooze.

[HettyB]

I'm still trying to get through the part where you actually ate it.

As in put it in your mouth, chewed and swallowed.

And didn't immediately gag or throw it right back up.

[Mr. Stanners]

It's an interesting creation, I'll give it that.

I would have been willing to try some of it.

[NazT]

It tasted like a Gelatinous Ooze.

Yes but is that "Gelatinous Ooze" in a good way???   

[Anders]

She didn't use a recipe book, she used the necroNOMicon.

FTFY 

I think you deserve a badge or medal of some sort for actually eating this thing!  What do you say, gang?  Can we "cook up" a medal for his bravery?

[Sir Nikolas of Vendigroth]

It tasted like a Gelatinous Ooze.

Yes but is that "Gelatinous Ooze" in a good way???   

It certainly oozed.

[Dusza Beben]

She didn't use a recipe book, she used the necroNOMicon.

FTFY 

I think you deserve a badge or medal of some sort for actually eating this thing!  What do you say, gang?  Can we "cook up" a medal for his bravery?

Perhaps something depicting a cake leaping on top of a live grenade?
Falling on it's own sword perhaps?

DB

[The_Steam_Master]

She didn't use a recipe book, she used the necroNOMicon.

FTFY 

I think you deserve a badge or medal of some sort for actually eating this thing!  What do you say, gang?  Can we "cook up" a medal for his bravery?

Perhaps something depicting a cake leaping on top of a live grenade?
Falling on it's own sword perhaps?

DB

how about a good old Victoria Cross, he deserves it

[Maggie Pie]

Well I wasn't sure what you looked like, so here is an artists rendering, haha.

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[The_Steam_Master]

Well I wasn't sure what you looked like, so here is an artists rendering, haha.

that is truly wonderful