Welcome to the Clocktower

[The_Steam_Master]

dont worry, ive managed to almost kill 3 people with a single ball once

oh, and i think ill have fizzygood *throbbing head*

[Honeythorn]

*Jellydances in* HELLOOOOOOO!!!!I need drink! Double Vodka and Cranberry if you will bartender!

[helios]

A pint of your strongest, barkeep.
*Chugs*
Well, off to school then!

[Maddie]

Mm.. Fizzy-good-make-feel-nice..

Er, I'll take a Nuclear Fallout, thank you.

[The_Steam_Master]

Mm.. Fizzy-good-make-feel-nice..

Er, I'll take a Nuclear Fallout, thank you.

[Captain Lyerly]

Hmmm... This apple-flavoured mix is rather good.  The Caterpillar seems quite practiced at keeping it lit, as well. 

The Dodo seems to be a bit distracted, and I suspect the Caterpillar of adding something not quite cricket to the tobacco mix...

Now the Dodo is beginning to sound a bit more logical, and his Hegelian approach to Cartesian deconstructionism is starting to come together.  I find it quite a refreshing approach.  The only problem is, deCartes himself wandered in a few minutes ago; the barkeep should not have offered him a beer.  Because he just put up his nose and snorted "I think not!"

And disappeared in a puff of logic.  Anybody care for another puff of logic?

Say, Bart....


....

[Maddie]

Thanks, but no thanks, I try cutting down on logic. Keeps getting in the way of physics. *takes her drink and sits down, mostly staring at it*

[clockwork creation]

a pint of evil please

[The_Steam_Master]

ill have vodka in cola ice shot glasses

[clockwork creation]

mead please 

[Vienna Fahrmann]

    That sounds good, and it might not be a bad chaser for the Cheery Marnier.

     Vienna

[The_Steam_Master]

*gets bored* can you just pass the bottle please

[Vienna Fahrmann]

    I'll buy a serving of cheese fries and 20 napkins for the dodo in the corner.  (dodo's are messy eaters and a dodo splattered with fake cheese is a sorry sight).

    Vienna

[Sir A Poiselamppe]

Hmmm... This apple-flavoured mix is rather good.  The Caterpillar seems quite practiced at keeping it lit, as well. 

The Dodo seems to be a bit distracted, and I suspect the Caterpillar of adding something not quite cricket to the tobacco mix...

Now the Dodo is beginning to sound a bit more logical, and his Hegelian approach to Cartesian deconstructionism is starting to come together. 
....

I do believe that it is the Cricket being added to the mix which is causing the distraction, probably on top of all those Cheez Fries ....He does go into philosophical bent after a few drinks... however I'm usually too far gone to indulge in a discussion on deconsructionism or indeed any -ism, which reminds me, barmen another Whiskey Mac.

    I'll buy a serving of cheese fries and 20 napkins for the dodo in the corner.  (dodo's are messy eaters and a dodo splattered with fake cheese is a sorry sight).
    Vienna

Many thanks Ms Farhmann, although I wouldn't be surprised if he ate the Napkins instead...(or indeed as well)

[The_Steam_Master]

*buys clockwork creation 3 bottles of rum for his recent troubles on the world of the internet*

[clockwork creation]

*hugs the steam master* rum the solution to all my problems

[Angus A Fitziron]

*opens door, enters, casts concerned look over shoulder and then firmly closes door*
Good evening everyone, been a busy night posting, can I have a nice cup of tea please?
I say, has anybody else noticed the group of 9 dodos outside? They asked me if I knew where the entrance to the Convention of Extinct Spieces was....    and did I know a good place locally for cheese?

[leeps]

and did I know a good place locally for cheese?

Don't ask me -clearly my opinion on the topic can't be trusted, since I insist on having my fries slathered with the day-glow artificial version. Although - it looks like some of you are starting to warm up to the idea. See, I told you it's not so very bad if you wash it down with a few cold brews.

[HAC]

    Dear Harold,

     May I join you for Huntsman Cheese, it's one of my favourites.

     Vienna

Indeed, I'll order up!  - Barkeep, a cheese board, if you may, with Huntsman and a nice bit of Lancashire, with some pate and a nice assortment of crackers and such on the side.
A bottle of Tinhorn Creek Chardonnay, the 2005, please as well..

  Pull up a chair, and let's catch up on things , then, Vienna?

Cheers
Harold

[helios]

Could I get three short blacks, half a pint of Red Bull, two shots of vodka, one of tequila, and wedge of lime? In a mug, thanks.

[The_Steam_Master]

i think i shall try a small portion of whatever that is the dodo is eating... or at least making a mess with...

and a glass of fresh orange juice with it please

[Captain Brandsson]

The first presentation of the Automated Harmonatrix!

It also takes requests.

[Pnakotus]

The first presentation of the Automated Harmonatrix!

It also takes requests.

The player on that page was blocked by my work computer. Without being able to access the player, and seeing the lyrics on the page, I thought someone had actually gone through the trouble of putting them to music. I was getting excited, hoping I'd be able to somehow get an mp3 of it.

Nice playlist though, now that I'm home and able to give it a listen.

[Sir A Poiselamppe]

The first presentation of the Automated Harmonatrix!

It also takes requests.

Good Lord... It even has Stan Freberg and more predictably Tom Lehrer -Silent E, Masochism Tango, Poisoning pigeons in the park, (not allowed to play that one unless the Dodo is out), presumably with his 9 other "friends" who insist they only attend "educational" lectures every Saturday Night 

Where did the caterpillar go - he seemed quite a nice fellow.... BarIgor a Cosmopolitan if you please and a quick bracer for the Dodo - his companions are waiting outside.... anyone for a quick game of Shove ha'penny...with sharpened Ha'pennies.... ?

[Prof Eumides Blakehurst]

Oh dear me, I am late.

A glass of cognac, please, while I hang up the coat on the autovalet.

<Settles into the wingback chair in the library. Cat settles into lap. Goanna scuttles up to the curtain rail.>

Cheers all!