>The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club

[Herr Döktor]

No, HERE! HERE!

[Alessio]

*runs through in bloomers and camisole*
VOTES FOR WOMEN!

*blinks rapidly a few times*

Oh...

*goes back to drinking port.

[Dusza Beben]

*runs through in bloomers and camisole*
VOTES FOR WOMEN!

LOOK, LISTEN and HEED!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

DB

[garingling]

*peeks in on the boys club and submitts a petition to join*
I want to join in all the fun if you'll let me. I feel a little out of place over there with all the ladies. Not that they aren't welcoming it's just I'm much more of a Tomboy. I have as a general rule been one of the boys since I was about 8 when my best friends where Matt, Chris, and William (and Matt's mom had to explain why I couldn't come to his sleep over and stay because I was a girl to which my friend said no she's a boy too). I find men to be much more fun then the girls and often I get along better with them.
I have found men love me and on occasion I can find women who tolerate me.  

[Albrecht]

*walk in, light a pipe*

Ah, what a splendid place. I shall spend many happy an hour here in the company of such excellent gentlemen.

[Herr Döktor]

*peeks in on the boys club and submitts a petition to join*
I want to join in all the fun if you'll let me. I feel a little out of place over there with all the ladies. Not that they aren't welcoming it's just I'm much more of a Tomboy. I have as a general rule been one of the boys since I was about 8 when my best friends where Matt, Chris, and William (and Matt's mom had to explain why I couldn't come to his sleep over and stay because I was a girl to which my friend said no she's a boy too). I find men to be much more fun then the girls and often I get along better with them.
I have found men love me and on occasion I can find women who tolerate me.  

Well, your avatar picture makes it look like you could be a chap...

...so I suppose we could tolerate you, as long as you can cope with a good cigar...

[Albrecht]

*peeks in on the boys club and submitts a petition to join*
I want to join in all the fun if you'll let me. I feel a little out of place over there with all the ladies. Not that they aren't welcoming it's just I'm much more of a Tomboy. I have as a general rule been one of the boys since I was about 8 when my best friends where Matt, Chris, and William (and Matt's mom had to explain why I couldn't come to his sleep over and stay because I was a girl to which my friend said no she's a boy too). I find men to be much more fun then the girls and often I get along better with them.
I have found men love me and on occasion I can find women who tolerate me.  

Well, your avatar picture makes it look like you could be a chap...

...so I suppose we could tolerate you, as long as you can cope with a good cigar...

Hmmmm... This starts sounding like a story ready to create a scandal... Excellent!

[Herr Döktor]

We don't need to tell bawdy tales, they are ACTUALLY HAPPENING RIGHT HERE!!!

[garingling]

*peeks in on the boys club and submitts a petition to join*
I want to join in all the fun if you'll let me. I feel a little out of place over there with all the ladies. Not that they aren't welcoming it's just I'm much more of a Tomboy. I have as a general rule been one of the boys since I was about 8 when my best friends where Matt, Chris, and William (and Matt's mom had to explain why I couldn't come to his sleep over and stay because I was a girl to which my friend said no she's a boy too). I find men to be much more fun then the girls and often I get along better with them.
I have found men love me and on occasion I can find women who tolerate me.  

Well, your avatar picture makes it look like you could be a chap...

...so I suppose we could tolerate you, as long as you can cope with a good cigar...

Ohh I could take that in the wrong direction so quickly.
So... I would say I can definitely cope with others and their cigars and I hope that will do for now. 

[Glass]

[Looks up from his copy of Death on the Dark Continent, shakes head, goes back to reading muttering something about "What's a gentlemen's club coming to when half-naked suffragettes are able to charge through?" The help is clearly slacking off...]

[Dr cornelius quack]

Half naked women in here??

I nearly had a stroke.

[Herr Döktor]

I couldn't get close enough, either...

[Dr cornelius quack]

Ba! Dum! Tish!

ITHANKYOU!!

[Glass]

I couldn't get close enough, either...

Two words: net gun.

I'm a problem solver.

Patrick

[garingling]

[Looks up from his copy of Death on the Dark Continent, shakes head, goes back to reading muttering something about "What's a gentlemen's club coming to when half-naked suffragettes are able to charge through?" The help is clearly slacking off...]

I would say that would be the norm in what some call a gentlemens club.

I couldn't get close enough, either...

Two words: net gun.

I'm a problem solver.

Patrick

I'm sure the Doktor could come up with just the thing.

[Herr Döktor]

Already working on it!

By "working on it", I mean I'm sitting by the fire, drinking a fine tawny port, and smoking a well rolled Havana.

[Albrecht]

I couldn't get close enough, either...

Two words: net gun.

I'm a problem solver.

Patrick

Hmmmm...

*signals the buttler to bring the æthergraph*

I shall place an order, just in case.

[helios]

*Snores quietly in the corner*

[Titus Wells]

Anyone got a copy of the Sunday Teslagraph they're not reading at the moment?

[Herr Döktor]

Only the Sunday Time Machine and the Cogserver over here.

[Violet Rose]

*runs back, narrowly avoiding descending net and throwing out purple and green satin favours*
REPEAL THE CAT AND MOUSE ACT !!!

[Titus Wells]

My my, that has the potential to be mighty irritating. Reaches for another Hobnob.

[Herr Döktor]

My my, that has the potential to be mighty irritating. Reaches for another Hobnob.

Yes, yes it does. [Reaches for Ætheric beam pistol, switches it from EVAPORATE to INCAPACITATE]

[Albrecht]

What a display. *reaches for his cognac tumbler*
I'd never expected a rumpus like that.

[Violet Rose]

Heh!
My work here is done