>The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club

[Herr Döktor]

*Pulls up a chair and signals for the waiter*

Butler dear sir, butler. Welcome!

Saved me the trouble, on both counts!

So, Capt. Gunn, shippin' and such- any white slavery? Only we have a troublesome women that keeps runnin' in here and shouting treason!

[Capt. Gideon Gunn]

Saved me the trouble, on both counts!

So, Capt. Gunn, shippin' and such- any white slavery? Only we have a troublesome women that keeps runnin' in here and shouting treason!

Have you tried a net gun?

[bizarre_chicken]

*Pulls up a chair and signals for the waiter*

Butler dear sir, butler. Welcome!

Saved me the trouble, on both counts!

So, Capt. Gunn, shippin' and such- any white slavery? Only we have a troublesome women that keeps runnin' in here and shouting treason!

Trip her, bind her, repurpose her as a drink-carrying device.

[Titus Wells]

Have you tried a net gun?

Yes.

[Capt. Gideon Gunn]

Have you tried a net gun?

Yes.

How did she get past the door man in the first place?

[Violet Rose]

*emerges from behind copy of the Times and rips off false moustache (own)*

I am the mistress of disguise

[Herr Döktor]

That's the ONE! Either grab her and restrain her, or force a glass of port into her hand and a cigar into her mouth!

[Capt. Gideon Gunn]

*emerges from behind copy of the Times and rips off false moustache (own)*

Because I am the mistress of disguise

How drunk are you gentlemen to be fooled by that moustache?  She is dressed in in bloomers and camisole for Cog's sake!

[Herr Döktor]

*emerges from behind copy of the Times and rips off false moustache (own)*

Because I am the mistress of disguise

How drunk are you gentlemen to be fooled by that moustache?  She is dressed in in bloomers and camisole for Cog's sake!

In this club, that doesn't really signify anything...

[Violet Rose]

I like port but alas it does not like me - a good single malt would be pleasant though.
I will keep the cigar for later if you don't mind.

[bizarre_chicken]

  She is dressed in in bloomers and camisole for Cog's sake!

S'probably how she got past the doorman...

[clockwork creation]

we need better door men

[Capt. Gideon Gunn]

  She is dressed in in bloomers and camisole for Cog's sake!

S'probably how she got past the doorman...

Good point sir, good point.  Well, madame, since you are here, I just arrived in town and have an unseemly amount of soiled clothing that needs to be laundered.  My man in the foyer can take you to my ship to retrieve it. Not too much starch on the shirts, mind you.

*Lights his pipe and wonders where that Butler is with the Port*

[Violet Rose]

I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

[clockwork creation]

a woman ! *brings in heap of dirty clothes*

[bizarre_chicken]

I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

I could interject with something witty and entirely inappropriate...

[Herr Döktor]

I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

It's only his collars that he wants stiffened, madam!

[Capt. Gideon Gunn]

I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

It's only his collars that he wants stiffened, madam!

Now now, sir, don't go putting words in my mouth...   or anything else, for that matter.

[bizarre_chicken]

Good god, what sort of club IS this?

[clockwork creation]

*peers over newspaper*  we realy realy need a better door man

[Herr Döktor]

*peers over newspaper*  we realy realy need a better door man

Yes: just the other day, he opened the door in his underwear...

...funny place to keep a door, I thought...

[clockwork creation]

did the door have a letter box ? the mail hasent come in a while

[Albrecht]

now that you mention it...

[Violet Rose]

I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

It's only his collars that he wants stiffened, madam!

Sauce!

[Violet Rose]

I am afraid I cannot lollygag round here all day, those bifurcations will not mangle themselves you know.

Gentlemen, I bid you au revoir.