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Started by Delirium Datura, July 20, 2009, 08:01:35 PM

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clockwork creation

*sigh* unless I find someone to cut in half with this chainsaw soon I will be mighty peeved
I am a freak in control not a control freak

Isobel

I'm a more than willing chainsaw subject, provided you are indeed Houdini and can put me back together at my very best!
Fate and life, both cruel and beautiful.

clockwork creation

hrmmmm I have super glue
I am a freak in control not a control freak

Isobel

That just might do the trick, as long as you have duct tape as well!
Fate and life, both cruel and beautiful.

clockwork creation

I do indeed  ;D *revs chainsaw*
I am a freak in control not a control freak

Isobel

Lays on the table in my best imitation of a magician's assistant.
Fate and life, both cruel and beautiful.

clockwork creation

* doffs hat winks and swings chainsaw*
I am a freak in control not a control freak

Isobel

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT....

Look, my feet can still wiggle... you are good!
Fate and life, both cruel and beautiful.

clockwork creation

hrmmm.... this is going to take more than glue to fix
I am a freak in control not a control freak

Athena


Sulecen

Why would anyone allow such madness to scrawl upon the walls, and have such a society between each other! You simply feed off of each others lunacy *tugs at his own straight jacket*. It's all bloody madness!

The Road goes ever on and on
    Down from the door where it began.
    Now far ahead the Road has gone,
    And I must follow, if I can,
    Pursuing it with eager feet,
    Until it joins some larger way
    Where many paths and errands meet.
    And whither then? I cannot say.

Athena

Quote from: Sulecen on August 03, 2009, 09:51:14 PM
Why would anyone allow such madness to scrawl upon the walls, and have such a society between each other! You simply feed off of each others lunacy *tugs at his own straight jacket*. It's all bloody madness!



Yeah, and? *continues to mix*

clockwork creation

*promptly cuts Sulecen's head off*
I am a freak in control not a control freak

Athena

*watches head roll on the floor*

I like your style... ;D

*takes out needle and thread*

Sulecen

Oi why does my head hurt so bloody much and, why are there electrodes attached to me?
The Road goes ever on and on
    Down from the door where it began.
    Now far ahead the Road has gone,
    And I must follow, if I can,
    Pursuing it with eager feet,
    Until it joins some larger way
    Where many paths and errands meet.
    And whither then? I cannot say.

clockwork creation

A freind of mine once said 'Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword did not have a big enough hammer'
I am a freak in control not a control freak

Athena

Quote from: Sulecen on August 03, 2009, 09:55:29 PM
Oi why does my head hurt so bloody much and, why are there electrodes attached to me?

Quiet, this won't hurt a bit...*maniacal laughter*

clockwork : This is true. Speaking of which...*looking for a bigger hammer*

Taillte

...I officially love all of you.

Quote from: Athena on August 03, 2009, 09:38:39 PM
*mixing up cement*

I believe cement might make the lovely lady a tad bit heavy. She'll have to roll around everywhere. bahahaha.

clockwork creation

*pulls out a staple gun* ladies and gents I have a solution ! *beats Sulecen with said staple gun*
I am a freak in control not a control freak

Athena

*putting on goggles and pausing before flipping the switch*

Awwwww.....thanks. ^_^ Most likely...but at least she won't be in pieces. Well, for long anyway.

*flips the switch and watches as sparks shoot out*

Nikola Tesla

Be sure to lace her up tight so she dries sitting up straight!  Wouldn't want to inflict a lifetime of bad posture on anyone, you know.

(Why don't you go practice your chainsaw technique on that lady downstairs?  Be careful, though, that she doesn't bud off and make more).
"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.

clockwork creation

*runs around stapling things to each other*
I am a freak in control not a control freak

Athena

Well, between the staples and the electrodes, I think we've fused him together.

*runs away from clockwork* No!!!! I don't want to be that together!!! I refuse it!!!

Nikola Tesla

*ducks out in fear of getting stapled to a Realtor*   :o
"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.

clockwork creation

*carries on running around stapling like a loon*
I am a freak in control not a control freak