Arkham Asylum

[clockwork creation]

*sigh* unless I find someone to cut in half with this chainsaw soon I will be mighty peeved

[Isobel]

I'm a more than willing chainsaw subject, provided you are indeed Houdini and can put me back together at my very best!

[clockwork creation]

hrmmmm I have super glue

[Isobel]

That just might do the trick, as long as you have duct tape as well!

[clockwork creation]

I do indeed  *revs chainsaw*

[Isobel]

Lays on the table in my best imitation of a magician's assistant.

[clockwork creation]

* doffs hat winks and swings chainsaw*

[Isobel]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT....

Look, my feet can still wiggle... you are good!

[clockwork creation]

hrmmm.... this is going to take more than glue to fix

[Athena]

*mixing up cement*

[Sulecen]

Why would anyone allow such madness to scrawl upon the walls, and have such a society between each other! You simply feed off of each others lunacy *tugs at his own straight jacket*. It's all bloody madness!

[Athena]

Why would anyone allow such madness to scrawl upon the walls, and have such a society between each other! You simply feed off of each others lunacy *tugs at his own straight jacket*. It's all bloody madness!

Yeah, and? *continues to mix*

[clockwork creation]

*promptly cuts Sulecen's head off*

[Athena]

*watches head roll on the floor*

I like your style...

*takes out needle and thread*

[Sulecen]

Oi why does my head hurt so bloody much and, why are there electrodes attached to me?

[clockwork creation]

A freind of mine once said 'Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword did not have a big enough hammer'

[Athena]

Oi why does my head hurt so bloody much and, why are there electrodes attached to me?

Quiet, this won't hurt a bit...*maniacal laughter*

clockwork : This is true. Speaking of which...*looking for a bigger hammer*

[Taillte]

...I officially love all of you.

*mixing up cement*

I believe cement might make the lovely lady a tad bit heavy. She'll have to roll around everywhere. bahahaha.

[clockwork creation]

*pulls out a staple gun* ladies and gents I have a solution ! *beats Sulecen with said staple gun*

[Athena]

*putting on goggles and pausing before flipping the switch*

Awwwww.....thanks. ^_^ Most likely...but at least she won't be in pieces. Well, for long anyway.

*flips the switch and watches as sparks shoot out*

[Nikola Tesla]

Be sure to lace her up tight so she dries sitting up straight!  Wouldn't want to inflict a lifetime of bad posture on anyone, you know.

(Why don't you go practice your chainsaw technique on that lady downstairs?  Be careful, though, that she doesn't bud off and make more).

[clockwork creation]

*runs around stapling things to each other*

[Athena]

Well, between the staples and the electrodes, I think we've fused him together.

*runs away from clockwork* No!!!! I don't want to be that together!!! I refuse it!!!

[Nikola Tesla]

*ducks out in fear of getting stapled to a Realtor*   

[clockwork creation]

*carries on running around stapling like a loon*