Arkham Asylum

[clockwork creation]

*pulls a bottle a tobasco and some salt and pepper shakers out of thin air* 

[Taillte]

thou art magical, I see.

at least I'll taste good. mmmm. I would probably eat myself with those all over me.

[clockwork creation]

some call it magic others notice my coat has many many pockets 


cooking you may be a problem what with you being stapled to me....

[Taillte]

ahh yes. Pockets. the most non-magical magic I've ever seen.


You'd just have to cut a part of yourself off. or just not cook me. We could ambush some other asylum member here and eat them. I'd help you!!

[clockwork creation]

I like that idea !  With a short burst of flame they would all be cooked to perfection ie. Rare 

[helios]

*Staples self to floor*
Um....

[Taillte]

I like that idea !  With a short burst of flame they would all be cooked to perfection ie. Rare 

PERFECT!!!! *whips out flame thrower*

[clockwork creation]

*Staples self to floor*
Um....

Don't take this personally old chap, the thing is I intend to eat you.

[Taillte]

shall I sear helios?

*brings flamethrower closer to helios in slow motion like the movies*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[clockwork creation]

Prepare to Sear my dear 


*prepares the dinner table*

[Taillte]

*begins the searing process*

listen to him scream! music to my ears. and he smells wonderful. mmmmm. my mouth is watering already!

[clockwork creation]

Well New Zealand lamb is good... so im sure NZ people taste good to !

[Taillte]

haha I'm sure they do.

I think he's done. *pokes the now seared helios*

[clockwork creation]

excellent, shall I serve ?

[helios]

I'm pretty sure I'm fireproof.

[Taillte]

what?!? fireproof!?!?!?!?! I'm pretty sure I just complete the searing process. YOU TRICKED ME!

[helios]

Unless I just think I'm fireproof. But by that logic, you might merely think you seared me.

[clockwork creation]

*hits helios on the head with a frying pan* Then we eat him Raw 

[helios]

Owowow. No eating me, 'kay? Or I poke you with the stapler.

[Taillte]

ha-ha!
Helios, you're getting eaten no matter what. My sincerest apologies.

Raw is always good; it makes me feel primal. However, you might want to kill him now. He's just unconscious.

[clockwork creation]

*proceeds to cut helios's head off with a chainsaw*... sorry helios

[helios]

*Staples clockwork's mouth shut*

[clockwork creation]

*rips out the staples causing quite a mess* there is no escape old chap...

[helios]

*Keeps stapling clockwork and Taillte*
*Head rolls around, under it's own power, until it re-connectes to the neck*
NEVER SURRENDER!
NEVER!

[clockwork creation]

*rips out said staples* Its inevitable old chap