Arkham Asylum

helios · August 04, 2009, 02:15:01 PM

Not if I eat you first!

Athena · August 04, 2009, 02:39:29 PM

Seared flesh...hrmmm....*throws water and a broken cable on the floor*

Sorry, the dogs are getting hungry.

*jumps on a table and throws the switch* *listens to the snap, crackle and pop*

Rice krisipes....hehehe....

clockwork creation · August 04, 2009, 02:40:43 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... bacon

Delirium Datura · August 07, 2009, 06:25:46 AM

Do I smell bacon? ... (rescues Helios & throws a REALTOR in his place)...

*Nods to Tesla*

stardust · August 07, 2009, 12:23:32 PM

this is my first visit.

thank goodness i have my polar bear for protection. he apologises for stealing your bacon.

clockwork creation · August 07, 2009, 02:02:51 PM

He also owes me a jar of marmalade !

Taillte · August 07, 2009, 02:15:39 PM

Is your polar bear armored? Those are the only good kinds.

stardust · August 07, 2009, 02:18:31 PM

Quote from: clockwork creationHe also owes me a jar of marmalade !

he owe's food to alot of people. all i can do is apologise on his behalf as he is distinctly lacking in self control when it comes to food. at least he doesn't eat people though.

Quote from: TaillteIs your polar bear armored? Those are the only good kinds.

no. he is distinctly squidgy, though not to be messed with should you attempt to cross me without his permission.

Taillte · August 07, 2009, 02:20:11 PM

Quote from: stardust on August 07, 2009, 02:18:31 PM

no. he is distinctly squidgy, though not to be messed with should you attempt to cross me without his permission.

....so, does he talk? How does one receive his permission? Must I feed him?

clockwork creation · August 07, 2009, 02:20:23 PM

I blame the moon men

stardust · August 07, 2009, 02:24:47 PM

Quote from: Taillte on August 07, 2009, 02:20:11 PM
Quote from: stardust on August 07, 2009, 02:18:31 PM

no. he is distinctly squidgy, though not to be messed with should you attempt to cross me without his permission.

....so, does he talk? How does one receive his permission? Must I feed him?

he does, but not everyone can understand him. he's actually very friendly. sort of like my old alsation. loves everbody but very defensive of me. feeding him always helps.

Quote from: clockwork creationI blame the moon men

me too.

Taillte · August 07, 2009, 02:26:14 PM

*heaves a giant seal into the room* TA DAAAA!!! For your polar bear.

clockwork creation · August 07, 2009, 02:26:48 PM

I SHALL NAME IT CLUBBY !

Taillte · August 07, 2009, 02:27:34 PM

The seal?

stardust · August 07, 2009, 02:34:30 PM

Quote from: Taillte on August 07, 2009, 02:26:14 PM
*heaves a giant seal into the room* TA DAAAA!!! For your polar bear.

he said to tell you that you are now his friend and you will have to make me seriously cross before he will savage you.

Taillte · August 07, 2009, 02:36:10 PM

hooooorayyyy! *pets the polar bear*

*dances around stardust* welcome welcome to the asylum!!

stardust · August 07, 2009, 02:43:31 PM

why thank you! could you kindly point me in the direction of the chocolate biscuits and peacocks?

Taillte · August 07, 2009, 02:59:13 PM

the chocolate biscuits are over by the fire fountain and the peacocks....well, sadly we've eaten all the peacocks. They were being naughty and we got hungry.

stardust · August 07, 2009, 03:00:31 PM

Quote from: Taillte on August 07, 2009, 02:59:13 PMwell, sadly we've eaten all the peacocks. They were being naughty and we got hungry.

you did what??

now how is superman going to get around?

clockwork creation · August 07, 2009, 03:04:48 PM

he will have to walk

Taillte · August 07, 2009, 03:07:20 PM

woah woah woah.

I had no idea Superman rode peacocks.

stardust · August 07, 2009, 03:11:04 PM

well he doesn't anymore now does he

Taillte · August 07, 2009, 03:11:51 PM

No....I suppose he doesnt.

I'M SORRY SUPERMAN!!!

We could get him a liger.

stardust · August 07, 2009, 03:22:13 PM

i suppose a rare silver one might appease him, though i would imagine he's probably quite annoyed with you.

i wouldn't expect him to want to rescue you any time soon.

Taillte · August 07, 2009, 03:42:07 PM

I'm going to die now! I must remember to stay away from dangerous situations and people.

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