Arkham Asylum

[JingleJoe]

I've been slowly falling deeper into madness for two years, they say that mad people though think they ae completely sane when  the truth is infact the contrary. However I both know I'm mad and know that everyone else suffers from some kind of madness and that I'm the one who can really see, i see the seers who think they see but they never see me and so can't see very far at all!
My madness might have something to do with the fact that I (acctually seriously did) invoked Cthulhu to enter my dreams and show me what he's got! The substance of those dreams is something I will never speak of.

I needed a good ramble now to get back to breeding my race of SUPER woodlice!

[Athena]

That's all well and good.....but what character would you play? Scarecrow?

[clockwork creation]

Anyone can go insane old chap. It just takes one bad day

[Athena]

Anyone can go insane old chap. It just takes one bad day

True.

[rovingjack]

see now about that, I forgot to ask which collection. The collection of yummy blades, the collection of dissassembled thingies, the intresting bottles collection, I guess my notebooks qualify as a collection of randome and strange ideas...

like the fact that most people are making a horrible mistake. The pointy ears and the seemingly immortalness of them all makes people believe that santas helpers are alves but I realised the truth. Only vampires would not be bothered by the cold and the half year of night. It's a plot I tell you.

I say we fill our stockings with garlic... I hear that if you do that and walk around inthem for a day you actual get garlic breath, something about it traveling through the blood stream.

I wonder what else goes through the blood stream if you put them in your socks?

wait what were we talking about?

[clockwork creation]

HARLEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Delirium Datura]

Anyone can go insane old chap. It just takes one bad day

True.

It just so happens, I'm living proof...muhhaaaaa

[clockwork creation]

hrmmmmm I should give one of my joker getups a steampunk twist

[Athena]

Ooh...that sounds interesting...

[Delirium Datura]

Wonder what the Joker could do with plenty of sharpened gears?

[clockwork creation]

im a bit of a 'joker' obsessive and have been for years. so knocking something up wont be hard

[Athena]

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[vela]

Um...Can I get some electrical "rejuvination" therapy over here?

-vela

[Athena]

Um...Can I get some electrical "rejuvination" therapy over here?

-vela

Depends on what ya be rejuvinatin'....

[Delirium Datura]

*Pulls out several odd instruments* -- They can all be plugged in! 

[clockwork creation]

I have a treatment that's guaranteed to put a smile on your face  

[vela]

 

-vela

[Delirium Datura]

WELCOME TO THE ASYLUM ALL!

IT'S OFFICIAL, THE INMATES ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM!!!

[clockwork creation]

what series of batman is all of this referring to ? in a fair few series and books this place was MY House XD

[Delirium Datura]

Honestly, it's not all Batman, although I'm very partial to Gotham by Gaslight... but as prev. mentioned Arkham was 'created' by Lovecraft... it was uhm... tamed for Batman. 

To me, it's just the quintessential asylum.

[clockwork creation]

well in my warped mind this place is my house 

[Athena]

I imagine to some of us this would count as home. 

[Delirium Datura]

Home, hell... I founded the place and was the first inmate.  It seemed appropriate.

[vela]

May I visit as needed, on an out-patient basis?  You know...for treatments?...

-vela

[Athena]

Ooh! Sign me up!!!!