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Arkham Asylum

Started by Delirium Datura, July 20, 2009, 08:01:35 PM

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Nikola Tesla

*Shrugs out of his jacket*

Now I'm starting to suspect we can all do that.

Erm, why is mine Century-21 yellow?  :o
"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.

Delirium Datura

ERM....sorry, it was washed with a yellow jacket... don't worry, that inmate is in solitary, none of us can even stand her!
More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.

Nikola Tesla

Can't imagine why that would be...by any chance does she rave on and on about a "down market" and the particular figure 6%, and constantly hand out cards?
"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.

Delirium Datura

How did you know?  That was even too nuts for us... so she's in the deepest, darkest, part of the asylum... chained, so don't worry.
More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.

Nikola Tesla

Please tell Housekeeping not to wash my things with hers any more.  What she has may be a prion disease.  Last I heard these were not destroyed by simple laundering, especially with the cheap soaps they use in these establishments.
"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.

Delirium Datura

Ah, just wiggle out of it, everybody else has... we'll dispose of it post-haste!  ;)
More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.

Nikola Tesla

She wasn't the lady in this, was she?


If we really must have one of her kind here, why can't it be this one?


;)
"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.

von Corax

Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 21, 2009, 03:05:35 AM
ERM....sorry, it was washed with a yellow jacket... don't worry, that inmate is in solitary, none of us can even stand her!

Where I come from, we buy aerosol cans full of horribly-toxic petroleum distillates for the sole purpose of dealing with yellow-jackets... (Went through over half a dozen of them three summers ago!)
By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
By the Beans of Life do my thoughts acquire speed
My hands acquire a shaking
The shaking becomes a warning
By the power of caffeine do I set my mind in motion
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Delirium Datura

Hey, Tesla... that's a definate idea... wasp spray... better than mace anyday... longer range too!
More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.

Capt_Zaphod

Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 20, 2009, 10:04:02 PM
Speaking of that.. have you ever played Arkham Horror... great game, Impossible to win.   >:(
Nobody really wins in the Lovecraft stories. 


Nikola Tesla

Quote from: von Corax on July 21, 2009, 04:46:49 AM
Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 21, 2009, 03:05:35 AM
ERM....sorry, it was washed with a yellow jacket... don't worry, that inmate is in solitary, none of us can even stand her!

Where I come from, we buy aerosol cans full of horribly-toxic petroleum distillates for the sole purpose of dealing with yellow-jackets... (Went through over half a dozen of them three summers ago!)

Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 21, 2009, 05:13:14 AM
Hey, Tesla... that's a definate idea... wasp spray... better than mace anyday... longer range too!

Heh.  I always wondered why those guys wore yellow jackets...admittedly I was thinking more along the lines of the Yellow Sign, but I suppose both theories could be correct.  In fact, that's most likely true.

Wasp spray it is.  Also effective against...*wary look*...them.
"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.

Delirium Datura

You could always screech loudly, and run around yelling "Where's my chicken."  That tends to off-put anyone!   ;)
More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.

Pnakotus

Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 20, 2009, 10:04:02 PM
Speaking of that.. have you ever played Arkham Horror... great game, Impossible to win.   >:(
It's not impossible to win. Just difficult. Fun game. Haven't played it in quite a while.
"Tie two birds together,
and although they have four wings,
they cannot fly."

Delirium Datura

Quote from: Pnakotus on July 21, 2009, 08:24:48 PM
Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 20, 2009, 10:04:02 PM
Speaking of that.. have you ever played Arkham Horror... great game, Impossible to win.   >:(
It's not impossible to win. Just difficult. Fun game. Haven't played it in quite a while.

Okay, I give it to you... you RULE... I ALWAYS get Shibneggeroth (sp) or Cthulu.... and then... madness ensues, and of course I die.   >:(
More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.

Delirium Datura

AH, the inmates ARE quiet tonight... it might actually be time for the firehose... and to make it interesting, a slip & slide might be in order...  ;D
More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.

Athena

And soap flakes.....*teehee*

Delirium Datura

Lets not forget the whip-cream foam at the end!  ;D
More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.

Delirium Datura

*Feeling a bit low, now where DID we lock up the Shrinks?*   :-\
More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.

vela

...And where did we hide that key?...

-vela
If you spend your life as a parasite, then it is likely your offspring will follow suit.  Beware, they might turn on you. 
                -Ivan Drugostrov
           (The Parasite's Manifesto)

Athena

The key, the key.....WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BLOODY KEY!?!?!?!?!?!?

Delirium Datura

Oh, THAT key, I think I might have (gulp) eaten it.   :-X
More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.

clockwork creation

Quote from: Delirium Datura on July 23, 2009, 12:21:08 AM
Oh, THAT key, I think I might have (gulp) eaten it.   :-X


il get it....
I am a freak in control not a control freak

helios

In smoggiest day, in sooted night
no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!

Athena

Well this is going to get interesting.  ::)

clockwork creation

Quote from: helios on July 25, 2009, 09:20:25 PM
*Laughs madly*


fetch my chainsaw old chap... we have a key to obtain
I am a freak in control not a control freak