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Arkham Asylum

Started by Delirium Datura, July 20, 2009, 08:01:35 PM

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helios

*Grabs chainsaw*
Hehehehehehe. Just make sure you remember to dye it before getting me to dig around. It's easier when the abdomen doesn't look like an abdomen.
In smoggiest day, in sooted night
no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!

clockwork creation

*revs up chainsaw* when i say go, jump in !
I am a freak in control not a control freak

helios

*Pulls on gloves*
Ready!
In smoggiest day, in sooted night
no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!

vela

If you spend your life as a parasite, then it is likely your offspring will follow suit.  Beware, they might turn on you. 
                -Ivan Drugostrov
           (The Parasite's Manifesto)

helios

I gotta wait for clockwork. Otherwise I might lose my hands in Delirium.
In smoggiest day, in sooted night
no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!

clockwork creation

*grins and raises chainsaw*
I am a freak in control not a control freak

vela

Do you think Delirium changed her avatar so as to befoozle us?

-vela
If you spend your life as a parasite, then it is likely your offspring will follow suit.  Beware, they might turn on you. 
                -Ivan Drugostrov
           (The Parasite's Manifesto)

Athena

No...I think she changed it because it suited her better.  ;D

Although, it's probably not such a good idea to slice her open. This too shall pass, and time heals all wounds.  ;D

helios

But we want the keys now.
In smoggiest day, in sooted night
no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!

vela

#84
You know, we could just wait for it to pass out naturally, on its own...
But if we are being impatient...

*Hands helios a great big, powerful MAGNET*

-I trust you know how to use this?

-vela
If you spend your life as a parasite, then it is likely your offspring will follow suit.  Beware, they might turn on you. 
                -Ivan Drugostrov
           (The Parasite's Manifesto)

Athena

Okay, even I'm not that bonkers...

MWBailey

Walk softly and carry a big banjo...

""quid statis aspicientes in infernum"

"WHAT?! N0!!! NOT THAT Button!!!"

helios

Um, what do I do with this?
In smoggiest day, in sooted night
no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!

clockwork creation

Quote from: helios on July 27, 2009, 08:10:16 AM
Um, what do I do with this?

we combine it with the chainsaw !
I am a freak in control not a control freak

helios

*Use < Electromagnet with < Clockwork's Chainsaw*
*You created Electro-Magneto-Saw*
Awesome...
In smoggiest day, in sooted night
no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!

Delirium Datura

Okay, okay, wait... I have a set of lock-picks somewhere... even though I like pain, the chainsaw and magnet sound a little much...  ::)
More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.

Athena

I agree wholeheartedly.  ;)

Delirium Datura

*fumbles in various pockets and produces a set of lock-picks* 
--Okay, when we spring the Shrink, what do we do with her?  -- Group therapy? or make her use the slip-n-slide?
More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.

Nikola Tesla

Um...um?  Just saying, make sure you spring the shrink and not that...other one... :o
"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.

helios

Group therapy.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
In smoggiest day, in sooted night
no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!

Athena

Group therapy while on the slip & slide...maybe with some electroshock mixed in? MWAHAHAHAHA!

Delirium Datura

Quote from: helios on July 31, 2009, 11:11:58 PM
Group therapy.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

--I think if that happened, she'd be as buckets-o-crazy as the rest of us.. maybe the firehose..?
More people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.

vela

Okay, so far, we've got a bottle of dish soap, a fire hose, and a wonderful set of marble stairs at the end of a long hallway...

If you spend your life as a parasite, then it is likely your offspring will follow suit.  Beware, they might turn on you. 
                -Ivan Drugostrov
           (The Parasite's Manifesto)

Isobel

Do you all have room for one more inmate?  ;)
Fate and life, both cruel and beautiful.

Athena

Oh, there's always room for one more. *putting soap on the stairway*