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The Court of Miracles: A Refuge for Ragamuffins, Gypsies, and Outcasts

Started by Puck, November 22, 2009, 02:08:31 AM

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Jupiter Harsh

*wall explodes*

WAAAAAAAAAAOHHSOMEPORTPLEASEAAA! *SPLAT*

*removes himself from the chimney*

"safe landing guaranteed my POSTERIOR! I'l  sue them!"

"well? what about that port?"
Veni, vidi, castratavi illegittimos
"But we don't really live in the past; we live in the present as it should have been if the entire 20th century hadn't gone so horribly wrong!"

Lady Chrystal

Ooh, do be careful. That was a nasty fall. Fortunately you don't seem to have damaged the chimney. Well not much, anyhow.

Here, this glass looks clean enough - that decanter's the port. Help yourself.

I wondered what all the noise was about. I'll be back in my corner typing, if that's alright with you, Sir.
"The Chrystal? Ah, now - that would be telling."
.

Ella, Aerial Musketeer

what on earth is going on? were is my riffle and why is there a hole in the chimney

psn1der

*peeks around corner*

You people don't know how long I've been searching for you.  There are so many things I was supposed to have been, but am not any of them.  

I did bring the cake, though, as it is only polite when going somewhere.  Banana-nut.  My mother's recipe.  Help yourselves.

Once the dust clears from the chimney, I'll be reading by the fireplace.

Lady Chrystal

#slaps hands to get rid of dust#

Ah, cake. Now THAT's civilisation. Miss Ella, I think your weapon must be somewhere under the debris.

I'll see if we can get a tame werewolf to sweep up the damage...
"The Chrystal? Ah, now - that would be telling."
.

Jupiter Harsh

Quote from: Lady Chrystal on September 14, 2011, 07:33:47 AM
#slaps hands to get rid of dust#

Ah, cake. Now THAT's civilisation. Miss Ella, I think your weapon must be somewhere under the debris.

I'll see if we can get a tame werewolf to sweep up the damage...

No need my dear fellow! I have one here in my pocket!

A bit crumpled, but never mind...
Veni, vidi, castratavi illegittimos
"But we don't really live in the past; we live in the present as it should have been if the entire 20th century hadn't gone so horribly wrong!"

psn1der

Ms. Periscope, do tell us more about your dreadful family curse.  It may take some time for Mr. Harsh to uncrumple the werewolf.

Ella, Aerial Musketeer

Quote from: Jupiter Harsh on September 14, 2011, 04:46:09 PM
Quote from: Lady Chrystal on September 14, 2011, 07:33:47 AM
#slaps hands to get rid of dust#

Ah, cake. Now THAT's civilisation. Miss Ella, I think your weapon must be somewhere under the debris.

I'll see if we can get a tame werewolf to sweep up the damage...

No need my dear fellow! I have one here in my pocket!

A bit crumpled, but never mind...

just make shore that the werewolf dose not eat metal it gives them tearable temers

Jupiter Harsh

Quote from: Ella, Aerial Musketeer on September 15, 2011, 06:39:32 AM
Quote from: Jupiter Harsh on September 14, 2011, 04:46:09 PM
Quote from: Lady Chrystal on September 14, 2011, 07:33:47 AM
#slaps hands to get rid of dust#

Ah, cake. Now THAT's civilisation. Miss Ella, I think your weapon must be somewhere under the debris.

I'll see if we can get a tame werewolf to sweep up the damage...

No need my dear fellow! I have one here in my pocket!

A bit crumpled, but never mind...

just make shore that the werewolf dose not eat metal it gives them tearable temers

Here he is!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/3126961614_f59fb0323e.jpg

Just unfold for full size! (or so the shaman told me...)
Veni, vidi, castratavi illegittimos
"But we don't really live in the past; we live in the present as it should have been if the entire 20th century hadn't gone so horribly wrong!"