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Started by Screaming Lord Pea Green, February 11, 2010, 07:23:01 AM

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Madasasteamfish

#25
May 18, 2010, 07:51:20 PM
Oh, ok.
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Sebastian Greyfield

#26
May 19, 2010, 07:19:52 AM
Now that we have that cleared up, anyone fancy a crumpet?

Madasasteamfish

#27
May 19, 2010, 01:34:10 PM
What sort of crumpet we talking here?

We talking toasted crumpets with butter?

Or are we talking 'a bit of crumpet'? ;)
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Screaming Lord Pea Green

#28
May 19, 2010, 04:28:17 PM
Sod the crumpets, how about some Hand Banana antics?

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Sebastian Greyfield

#29
May 21, 2010, 07:10:00 PM
i feel very disappointed in myself that i fell for that

Screaming Lord Pea Green

#30
May 22, 2010, 02:14:23 PM
Well just for you then.

Be warned, the content you are about to see is of an extreme nature and isn't for people under the age of 18...forget that, no-one should se this stuff! ;D

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Sebastian Greyfield

#31
May 24, 2010, 05:20:39 PM
I feel that the most correct answer to this, and my eyes concur, is an old fashioned round of:-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWBailey

#32
May 29, 2010, 12:40:57 AM
I concur.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...(etc.)
Walk softly and carry a big banjo...

""quid statis aspicientes in infernum"

"WHAT?! N0!!! NOT THAT Button!!!"

Madasasteamfish

#33
May 29, 2010, 09:39:24 AM
I second that.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Nikola Tesla

#34
May 29, 2010, 09:01:52 PM
With all due respect, what exactly was that?
"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.

Sebastian Greyfield

#35
May 31, 2010, 07:37:40 PM
The screaming or the banana?

Nikola Tesla

#36
May 31, 2010, 09:55:38 PM
The, erm, banana thing, which I can only figure occasioned the screaming.  Things that leave me utterly at a loss often do cause such behavior.
"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.

Sebastian Greyfield

#37
May 31, 2010, 10:05:30 PM
I think that in the interests of good taste it is either ignored or explained by someone else

Madasasteamfish

#38
October 28, 2010, 11:00:07 PM
Well, this is a surprise. It doesn't look like anyones been in here in a good long while.

Oh well. Free booze!

*Leaps behind the bar and begins drinking out of as many bottles as possible*
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Nikola Tesla

#39
November 14, 2010, 02:07:20 AM
*wanders in and wipes some dust off the bar, peers behind*

...oh dear, looks like my supply of stale urine, dishwater, and embalming fluid is gone.  Whatever could have happened to it?
"An announcement that a poetry-reading is about to take place will empty a room quicker than a water-cannon." - Daniel C. Stove, The Oracles and Their Cessation

Remember, if it's the Warden Regulant asking, you did NOT see this.

Madasasteamfish

#40
November 14, 2010, 01:24:45 PM
*Sprays fluid all over the bar*

ERUGH! Would it have killed you to label those bottles? EURGH! Then again I did think some of it tasted a bit off.
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Screaming Lord Pea Green

#41
November 19, 2010, 09:08:06 AM
*pops out of the woodwork*

Owdoo kids, sorry about the mess. been galivanting out over the South China Seas in the HMAS Muffin Poker the last few months...what'll it be?
The Moral High Gound - A great place to position Artillery.

Madasasteamfish

#42
November 19, 2010, 01:02:13 PM
A pint of your finest Ale, and something to wash this 'orrible taste out of me mouth.
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Paulstaf Green

#43
January 04, 2011, 09:39:40 PM
That man asked for some fine Ale and got no reply...and on my mother's birthday! If this means what I suspect it means Barkeep I may have to challenge you to a duel, damn your offspring!
'Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd ?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Some one had blunder'd

Madasasteamfish

#44
January 04, 2011, 11:10:02 PM
Eh, that isn't too much of a problem I've been galivanting off down south for a while.
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Screaming Lord Pea Green

#45
April 14, 2011, 07:16:35 PM
Sorry Paulstaff? A duel you say?
*hopes it involves killer rabbits*

Ales all round chaps!
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Professor Obsidian Blaze

#46
April 24, 2011, 11:38:53 AM
Door opens and a voice says,
" Make mine a milk.............and a Marie biscuit "

Blaze
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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Screaming Lord Pea Green

#47
April 24, 2011, 02:33:14 PM
To the ghostly voice, a pint of finest Milk!
However, i'm afraid the only biscuits we have in stock are Ginger Snaps. That ok?
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Lady Ava

#48
April 24, 2011, 02:56:54 PM
*totters in on VERY high heels, and sporting a very large bustle*

Gin please, my good fellow! Been searching for you lto for hours, avoiding capture by those pirates who I happen to possibly maybe owe a small fortune. Allow me to introduce myself:
Ava, lady of... well... you'll get to know later...

*removes boots and drops from a fine 6ft down to a more hobit-like 5*
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Madasasteamfish

#49
April 24, 2011, 04:05:16 PM
Welcome, hobbit like one.
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."
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