>The Smoking Room< The Second Storey

[Herr Döktor]

I must say this is the kind of thing that happens when a Gentleman' Club lets Ladies through its doors - either they're appropriately disreputable actresses, or good Gentlewomen who get treated as if they were the former, when the members don't notice the differences.

Talking about Hysteria's the thin edge of the wedge - after that they'll be wanting Universal Sufferage...

Oh, I'm appropriately disreputable (so much so that I'm regularly refered to as "the disreputable friend" amongst my more reserved circle of friends), but I'm also shockingly capable of embarassing myself when I make such comments without realizing it. And I'm told that my blushes are charming, seeing as I'm normally rather bawdy

I think we'll have to wiat 'til the third storey before we can offer bed and bawd.

[The Corsair]

As for the thrid storey floor plan those kinds of decisions have to be made in the bawdroom Doktor

[D.Oakes]

Can the second story at least have a really strange, out of place...cage?  We all know how hysterics need to be contained. 

[The Abiliegh]

::grumbles::

Men. So predictable.

[Ella, Aerial Musketeer]

Aargh! Found one.

Let me unstick it from my...

umm, okay, well I guess that means that there are still five stray tacks out there...

Here you go, kiddo.

*Necks his drink*

*Makes a face*

*Pulls out a tack*

I say.  Does this mean I'm about to be shanghied? 

*Looks around for any shifty-looking sailor types, sees none*

I, err, think this is yours, Ella.

im very sorry to the both of you

noo as in dont drink the absinthe i um um p-p-put water in it ....... that and you may want to watch out for and stray tacks im missing about 5 and there is a small gun laying around some were

That's how you drink it, cut with water so it Louches ,goes milky looking, sugar is optional and all that faffing around with burning sugar is utter bum gravy!

o thank god

[Fairley B. Strange]

Aargh! Found one.

Let me unstick it from my...

umm, okay, well I guess that means that there are still five stray tacks out there...

Here you go, kiddo.

im very sorry to the both of you

Quite allright, m'dear, after all it was an accident that you lost it - although you might find it faster to draw if you file down that sharp fore-sight a tad...

[BB BlackDog]

Could someone please hold my panther for a while, he's playing up, and I'm spilling Half the Gin and Tonic I'm making

[Ella, Aerial Musketeer]

is he friendly?

[BB BlackDog]

is he friendly?

Oh yes, they let him back in after the unfortunate event with the Persian prince, His Crown was fine after a good cleaning, 

[Ella, Aerial Musketeer]

is he friendly?

Oh yes, they let him back in after the unfortunate event with the Persian prince, His Crown was fine after a good cleaning, 

can i look after him?

[The Corsair]

I need a stiff anything. Thursdays are sh!t.

[Ella, Aerial Musketeer]

I need a stiff anything. Thursdays are sh!t.

*smells the air* *leans away from you*
"you dont say"

[helios]

I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
*Slides a drink over to The Corsair*

[The Corsair]

I had to break the news to a friend that he'd been cheated on and was reluctantly the first port of call for everyone with questions in the ensuing sh!tstorm...

I've had 3 cups of tea and it hasn't worked yet

[Ella, Aerial Musketeer]

*hugs*

dont worry, its gona get better, you told the person its the best you could do.
now go pat Mr BB blackdog's panther it may make you feel better
and i hope the shitstorm goes way soon i dont like seeing people unhappy

*hugs*

[The Corsair]

thanks
I understand a lot of 'you me at six's album Hold Me Down as a result so it's not all bad. I should make a musical out of it... (self-challenge accepted!)

[BB BlackDog]

is he friendly?

Oh yes, they let him back in after the unfortunate event with the Persian prince, His Crown was fine after a good cleaning, 

can i look after him?

Thank you Good Lady
Now
Anyone for a good Stiff G and T

[Ella, Aerial Musketeer]

" ITS SO FULFEY IM GONA DIE"
(sorry had to say it)

its very cute whats it called?

[The Abiliegh]

At first, it was just Helios who was from the Future. But Now I realize that nearly everyone posting here is...

I'm the anochronistic part! Yay!

[helios]

No, it's still just me. The others just pretend.

[The Abiliegh]

No, it's still just me. The others just pretend.

Rubbish. Corsair was posting about Thursdays that barely existed for me.

[helios]

Pretending, I say! Speculative fiction!

[The Abiliegh]

Pretending, I say! Speculative fiction!

Just accept that I'm part of the past you're trying to recreate :p

[helios]

Never, I say! Not when I'm stuck in some kind of terrible stone-age future, and your countrymen go to space!

[The Abiliegh]

Never, I say! Not when I'm stuck in some kind of terrible stone-age future, and your countrymen go to space!

Seems like the past is better than the future then, eh?