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Hilarious pictures you've found on the internet, Mark II

Started by MWBailey, June 27, 2012, 09:21:24 PM

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Dr Fidelius

#25
July 06, 2012, 10:11:18 AM Last Edit: July 06, 2012, 10:13:00 AM by Dr Fidelius
Alexis, that first picture is very true..
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Alexis Voltaire

#26
July 06, 2012, 06:22:42 PM
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Capt. Dirigible

#27
July 06, 2012, 07:03:17 PM
Quote from: Alexis Voltaire on July 06, 2012, 06:22:42 PM
presented without comment:


Drunk Guy Singing "Kiss From a Rose" To His Cat

That cat clearly does not want to be sung to! ;D
I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi

MWBailey

#28
July 07, 2012, 06:32:35 AM

Sometimes only a pun will suffice:


Walk softly and carry a big banjo...

""quid statis aspicientes in infernum"

"WHAT?! N0!!! NOT THAT Button!!!"

LukeHogbin

#29
July 07, 2012, 09:05:14 PM


I have defied Gods and Demons. I am your shield; I am your sword. I know you: your past, your future. This is the way the world ends.

rovingjack

#30
July 08, 2012, 11:50:41 AM
When an explosion explodes hard enough, the dust wakes up and thinks about itself.

James Harrison

#31
July 08, 2012, 11:53:03 AM Last Edit: July 08, 2012, 02:41:27 PM by James Harrison


Deep Blue Sea steps one step closer...

Also....


Dayo ....(The Banana Boat Song ) :::: Stan Freberg.
Persons intending to travel by open carriage should select a seat with their backs to the engine, by which means they will avoid the ashes emitted therefrom, that in travelling generally, but particularly through the tunnels, prove a great annoyance; the carriage farthest from the engine will in consequence be found the most desirable.

Drake White

#32
July 08, 2012, 11:39:48 PM

Boston Jones

#33
July 08, 2012, 11:40:17 PM
Okay, this is one of those awful e-cards I detest but this once actually made me laugh..

A bit raunchy..
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"Countries do not exist where I am from.
The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power,
the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.
It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
-Eloi Cole

Drake White

#34
July 09, 2012, 01:57:19 AM

Hez

#35
July 09, 2012, 06:29:15 AM

Alexis Voltaire

#36
July 09, 2012, 02:39:33 PM
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Professor J. Cogsworthy

#37
July 09, 2012, 04:18:44 PM


I almost had soda come out my nose.....


I love geek humor.
No, no no, a thousand times no. Its pronounced - lah-BOHR-ah-tor-ee

Boston Jones

#38
July 09, 2012, 04:24:17 PM
"Countries do not exist where I am from.
The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power,
the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.
It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
-Eloi Cole

Ulysses Reynolds

#39
July 09, 2012, 06:54:28 PM
Quote from: Boston Jones on July 09, 2012, 04:24:17 PM


Yeah, I need to clean my keyboard now.
There is a reason for this. And trust me, when a bunch of harry potter geeks think your fucking retarded, you know there is something wrong.

neon_suntan

#40
July 09, 2012, 07:58:46 PM

It was no secret that the late Ernest Borgnine and 3rd wife Ethel Merman did not get on. The marriage began unraveling on their honeymoon, and was dissolved after 32 days. In her 1978 biography, she devoted a chapter of her autobiography to the marriage: It consisted of one blank page.

Their mutual vitriol knew no bounds and with that in mind here's an alleged exchange between the two with some extremely NSFW language

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Ethel Merman came back from an audition and said: "The director loved me. He said I had the body of a 16 year old and the face of a 21 year old."
Ernest replied: "What about your 60 year old cunt?"
Ethel retorted: "He didn't mention you."

Boston Jones

#41
July 10, 2012, 03:53:09 PM
"Countries do not exist where I am from.
The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power,
the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.
It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
-Eloi Cole

Smaggers

#42
July 10, 2012, 09:05:40 PM
Quote from: Drake White on July 09, 2012, 01:57:19 AM


Hmmm, is breeding smarter slugs really a good idea?
"I should probably finish one project before taking on another, but the badger won't fit in the freezer." -Steamblast Mary

http://smaggers.deviantart.com/
http://www.bongofish.co.uk

Alexis Voltaire

#43
July 11, 2012, 02:32:47 PM
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Birdnest

#44
July 11, 2012, 06:39:08 PM
Quote from: Alexis Voltaire on July 11, 2012, 02:32:47 PM


Then, I would have that spider as my faithful companion.

and yes, his name shall be George.   ;)
Onward ho!

Alexis Voltaire

#45
July 11, 2012, 08:12:30 PM
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Kryss LaBryn

#46
July 12, 2012, 12:12:53 AM
A bit of slightly NSFW language, but I think he really nails (albeit unconsciously) the spirit of Steampunk... ;)


Everythings Amazing & Nobodys Happy
"Be clean and courteous; raise your hat, And wipe your boots upon the mat: Such proofs of gentlemanly feeling Are to the ladies most appealing." The Professor's Manuscript - Dorothy L. Sayers

Kryss LaBryn

#47
July 12, 2012, 12:25:15 AM
Also these are pretty old (so they may have appeared here before, if so then I apologize) but they still make me giggle every time.

From here...

Boromir's Invisible Phone
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Off To Destroy the Ring
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and Yes, Let's Try the Catapult
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"Be clean and courteous; raise your hat, And wipe your boots upon the mat: Such proofs of gentlemanly feeling Are to the ladies most appealing." The Professor's Manuscript - Dorothy L. Sayers

Boston Jones

#48
July 12, 2012, 02:44:35 AM
"Countries do not exist where I am from.
The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power,
the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.
It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
-Eloi Cole

Mr Addams

#49
July 12, 2012, 11:52:16 AM

Now here is something that you don't see every day.


Darth Vader In A Kilt On A Unicycle Playing Bagpipes
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