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Hilarious pictures you've found on the internet, Mark II

Started by MWBailey, June 27, 2012, 09:21:24 PM

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Madasasteamfish

I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Capt. Dirigible

He's lucky his trailing cape doesn't get caught in his wheel! Has he never seen 'The Incredibles'?

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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi

Boston Jones

"Countries do not exist where I am from.
The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power,
the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.
It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
-Eloi Cole

Boston Jones

"Countries do not exist where I am from.
The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power,
the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.
It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
-Eloi Cole

chicar

The word pagan came from paganus , who mean peasant . Its was a way to significate than christianism was the religion of the elite and paganism the one of the savage worker class.

''Trickster shows us how we trick OURSELVES. Her rampant curiosity backfires, but, then, something NEW is discovered (though usually not what She expected)! This is where creativity comes from—experiment, do something different, maybe even something forbidden, and voila! A breakthrough occurs! Ha! Ha! We are released! The world is created anew! Do something backwards, break your own traditions, the barrier breaks; destroy the world as you know it, let the new in.''
Extract of the Dreamflesh article ''Path of The Sacred Clown''

Drew P

Never ask 'Why?'
Always ask 'Why not!?'

SteamBlast Mary

'I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night'

Boston Jones

"Countries do not exist where I am from.
The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power,
the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.
It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
-Eloi Cole

MWBailey

Quote from: Mr Addams on July 12, 2012, 11:52:16 AM

Now here is something that you don't see every day.


Darth Vader In A Kilt On A Unicycle Playing Bagpipes



ROFL

Is it evil of me that I kept wanting him to splatter all over that white car?
Walk softly and carry a big banjo...

""quid statis aspicientes in infernum"

"WHAT?! N0!!! NOT THAT Button!!!"

James Harrison

Persons intending to travel by open carriage should select a seat with their backs to the engine, by which means they will avoid the ashes emitted therefrom, that in travelling generally, but particularly through the tunnels, prove a great annoyance; the carriage farthest from the engine will in consequence be found the most desirable.

Jedediah Solomon

Adventure awaits

Kryss LaBryn

"Be clean and courteous; raise your hat, And wipe your boots upon the mat: Such proofs of gentlemanly feeling Are to the ladies most appealing." The Professor's Manuscript - Dorothy L. Sayers

Jedediah Solomon

Quote from: Kryss LaBryn on July 17, 2012, 10:40:25 PM
I think this gent is my new hero...  :D


Mitchell and Webb - Shop

I truly do not understand why there is the sound of people laughing in the background. I agree wholeheartedly with the associate in the video,
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 "First things first...Let's get you a hat"
Adventure awaits

TVC15

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...

Capt. Dirigible

#64
A woman from Atlanta, Georgia was chosen (for her charity work in the Uk, apparently) to carry the Olympic Torch through the town of Derby. She said she'd always wanted a tattoo but never knew what to get. So this was the perfect time to commemorate this once in a lifetime honour with something permanently inked on her before she came across the pond to take part..



(comedy trombone) Wah-waah-waah-wahhhhhhhh!
I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi

Major Wolfram Quicksilver

Would that be the stereotypical Jewish sports event that occurs every four years?

;)
'This job looks complicated, get a bigger hammer!'

'The 4lb lump hammer, also known as a Birmingham Screwdriver'

'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.  Wisdom is never putting them in a fruit salad.'

Capt. Dirigible

Quote from: Major Wolfram Quicksilver on July 21, 2012, 12:50:20 PM
Would that be the stereotypical Jewish sports event that occurs every four years?

;)

Either that or Olive Oyl's involved somewhere..
I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi

The Squire

"You don't mind breaking the law?"
        "Not in the least."
"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
        "Not in a good cause."
"Oh, the cause is excellent!"
         "Then I am your man."

Drew P

Never ask 'Why?'
Always ask 'Why not!?'

chicar

The word pagan came from paganus , who mean peasant . Its was a way to significate than christianism was the religion of the elite and paganism the one of the savage worker class.

''Trickster shows us how we trick OURSELVES. Her rampant curiosity backfires, but, then, something NEW is discovered (though usually not what She expected)! This is where creativity comes from—experiment, do something different, maybe even something forbidden, and voila! A breakthrough occurs! Ha! Ha! We are released! The world is created anew! Do something backwards, break your own traditions, the barrier breaks; destroy the world as you know it, let the new in.''
Extract of the Dreamflesh article ''Path of The Sacred Clown''

Drew P

...Nope,not a hint of a snicker.
Do I need a funny cigarette or something?
Never ask 'Why?'
Always ask 'Why not!?'

Capt. Dirigible

Quote from: Drew P on July 24, 2012, 02:06:32 AM
...Nope,not a hint of a snicker.
Do I need a funny cigarette or something?

Funny cigarettes always help...
I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi

Madasasteamfish

Quote from: Capt. Dirigible on July 24, 2012, 09:02:35 AM
Quote from: Drew P on July 24, 2012, 02:06:32 AM
...Nope,not a hint of a snicker.
Do I need a funny cigarette or something?

Funny cigarettes always help...

That they do. Although avoid exploding cigars, the bombs ruin the flavour.
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Aleister Crow

'How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!'

TVC15

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...