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Started by H.Tuto, February 17, 2013, 08:59:20 AM
Quote from: Madasasteamfish on March 27, 2013, 12:36:28 PMYou fit her with a Tesla coil and a pair of Faraday undergarments.Now, after an interview (and liberal use of a red-hot poker) it seems that my hard of hearing minion obtained a pair of faulty ears from messrs B&H. Should I make a complaint and send them a bill for the cleaning bear training, or just send my minion (and the kraken that suddenly seems incredibly keen on said minion) to them?
Quote from: caramelwhistle on March 26, 2013, 11:50:11 PMBears, very hungry bears, usually they like salmon but with a couple electrodes in the right places I'm sure a calamari type taste preference can be implemented.How would a upper class lady and 3 parcels cross a choppy river in a boat? The boat can only hold her and 2 parcels without being unstable resulting in a ruined gown and ultimately sinking.
Quote from: von Corax on March 30, 2013, 04:14:42 AMOne is pursuing a lady who has absconded with a number of parcels containing valuable and dangerous arcane artifacts, and finds that said lady has escaped across a choppy river and has left the boat on the other bank. How can one retrieve the boat using only the unworking wreckage of a hastily-constructed catapult?
Quote from: Peter Brassbeard on March 30, 2013, 06:54:20 PMHow do you then patch up the hole in the boat made by the thrown catapult wreckage?
Quote from: Sebastian Dante on March 30, 2013, 09:15:57 PMHow to I whether the storm of quite unladylike abuse stemming from the disagreement of using the previously mentioned ladies undergarments to fother the hole?
Quote from: Sorontar on May 25, 2022, 10:52:34 AMWhy not seek out someone interested in vexillology, for those who maintain flags would be very skilled in making durable fabrics that are well stitched and fit-for-purpose. Being on a vessel, flags are very important to signal many things. However, stitching by hand may not be ideal, if a large number of these undergarments may be required quickly (since it seems multiple of them were used).How would you construct a sewing machine on the vessel?