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I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]

Started by Clym Angus, February 28, 2014, 12:47:42 PM

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walking stick

#175
March 25, 2014, 05:46:18 PM
ATOS Sanity Inspector

Heckler

#176
March 26, 2014, 08:57:53 AM
wookie hooker handjob
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
H.P. Lovecraft
"The Call of Cthulhu"

Clym Angus

#177
March 26, 2014, 11:53:13 AM
Quote from: Heckler on March 26, 2014, 08:57:53 AM
wookie hooker handjob

Brilliant, horrific but brilliant. (she doesn't need a pimp and she's never gets ripped off).
I think you won that with the first 2 words to be honest. The hand job was just the cherry on the cake.

Crossbow mounted dildo.

Fairley B. Strange

#178
March 26, 2014, 12:24:58 PM
Don't you mean:

Dildo mounted crossbow?
Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.

Clym Angus

#179
March 26, 2014, 12:40:05 PM
Either instils terror.

walking stick

#180
March 26, 2014, 12:48:47 PM
Erotic Target System

Heckler

#181
March 26, 2014, 12:54:32 PM
Granny saddle sniffer
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
H.P. Lovecraft
"The Call of Cthulhu"

Clym Angus

#182
March 26, 2014, 03:22:30 PM
Granny saddle licker

Heckler

#183
March 26, 2014, 03:25:58 PM
Granny face saddle
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
H.P. Lovecraft
"The Call of Cthulhu"

Clym Angus

#184
March 26, 2014, 03:31:28 PM
Denture saddle sores

Heckler

#185
March 26, 2014, 03:46:40 PM
toothless genital hickeys
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
H.P. Lovecraft
"The Call of Cthulhu"

Clym Angus

#186
March 26, 2014, 03:59:56 PM
Squid kissed knackers

Heckler

#187
March 26, 2014, 04:34:16 PM
Godzilla pizzle butt-plug
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
H.P. Lovecraft
"The Call of Cthulhu"

walking stick

#188
March 26, 2014, 04:52:19 PM
Octopus Knitting Gloves

Clym Angus

#189
March 26, 2014, 06:06:24 PM
Bladed nose picker

Madasasteamfish

#190
March 26, 2014, 06:12:59 PM
Spiked chainmail handjob
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Will Howard

#191
March 26, 2014, 08:51:49 PM
Quote from: Clym Angus on March 25, 2014, 04:32:02 PM
Can't be sane;
playing this game.

"Twas SIX words!
"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."

GCCC

#192
March 26, 2014, 09:37:44 PM
Quote from: Heckler on March 26, 2014, 08:57:53 AM
wookie hooker handjob

Heckler wins the internet!

Which makes my next three words:

Defeated am I.

walking stick

#193
March 26, 2014, 09:43:54 PM
Tribble loving Klingon

(A Wookie is living proof that a Klingon made it with a Tribble)

Fairley B. Strange

#194
March 27, 2014, 05:54:02 AM
The unsaid answer to the age-old question - why does 6ft Chewbacca live with 3ft ewoks?

Wookie ewok paedophilia.
Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.

Heckler

#195
March 27, 2014, 08:28:12 AM
standup Ewok blowjob

(if you don't fancy a Hand Solo on Endor)
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
H.P. Lovecraft
"The Call of Cthulhu"

walking stick

#196
March 27, 2014, 08:37:55 AM
Ewok floor rug

Alexis Voltaire

#197
March 27, 2014, 08:49:43 AM
Dog slobber cocktail
~-- Purveyour of Useless Facts, Strange Advice, Plots --~

Heckler

#198
March 27, 2014, 08:52:07 AM
Wet Jabba frenchie
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
H.P. Lovecraft
"The Call of Cthulhu"

walking stick

#199
March 27, 2014, 09:48:42 AM
Champion Marksman Stormtrooper
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