The Guild of Procrastinators

Wormster · December 30, 2014, 08:55:18 PM

Found the pen, now where's the ink?

Fairley B. Strange · December 31, 2014, 01:08:07 PM

Blast. I going to post just before Midnight (local time) that I shoud probably join next year.
Now, it looks like I'll have to extract the digit and do it this year....

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Alexis Voltaire · January 09, 2015, 03:04:55 AM

Happy new year to all our prospective members who have yet to turn in their applications. We did have one member turn in a completed application before the deadline; as per the still unwritten charter they will receive one demerit and a stern look sometime in the near future.

MWBailey · January 09, 2015, 03:08:03 AM

I keep intending to turn mine in, but my banjos keep waylaying me...

Arabella Periscope · January 11, 2015, 01:28:16 AM

I think my application form is underneath these Christmas cards. When I have finished writing the Christmas cards -- oh dear, they're a bit late, aren't they -- I can do the form . . .

J. Wilhelm · January 11, 2015, 02:35:04 AM

Quote from: Arabella Periscope on January 11, 2015, 01:28:16 AM
I think my application form is underneath these Christmas cards. When I have finished writing the Christmas cards -- oh dear, they're a bit late, aren't they -- I can do the form . . .

Christmas is over? And I was just planning the Thanksgiving dinner...

Which leads me to the following idea: if you procrastinate long enough you might me on time for next next year's holiday!

grimnir · January 11, 2015, 03:12:39 AM

Sounds great, I'll join tomorrow!

By the weekend at the latest.

Well, sometime this ~~month~~ ~~year~~ ~~decade~~

Soon

ish

Alexis Voltaire · January 11, 2015, 05:09:19 AM

Unsure how to avoid your next project? Try the scientific method:

Cubinoid · January 22, 2015, 02:54:44 AM

For anyone attending the meeting next week...oh. It was yesterday. Darn, I missed it. How did it go?

I was going to put it in my diary...but I didn't get around to buying a diary yet.

J. Wilhelm · February 02, 2015, 08:32:56 AM

Alright! I know what my New Year's resolution will be!

Oh, Dagnabit! I missed it again!

Cubinoid · February 06, 2015, 09:15:03 PM

I would be very interested to know what your New Year's resolution might be, could you put it in a post...but not right now? I'm a bit tied up to read it. Sometime next Tuesday might be okay - pm, preferably.

J. Wilhelm · February 07, 2015, 05:56:24 AM

I think I will invent a procrastinator's watch. I will be made in such a way that one can set an alarm for a particular time, and it will automatically choose some random delay past the appointed alarm time. You shall never have to be on time again!

Corroded Alloy · February 07, 2015, 02:16:26 PM

I've been meaning to say hello on here ever since seeing this thread a few days ago.

J. Wilhelm · February 09, 2015, 10:25:58 AM

Quote from: Corroded Alloy on February 07, 2015, 02:16:26 PM
I've been meaning to say hello on here ever since seeing this thread a few days ago.

Don't worry, you can always do it later...

Mercury Wells · February 16, 2015, 04:54:45 PM

I'll think I will sleep on the idea...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Wormster · February 16, 2015, 05:46:25 PM

HMMMM, where did I leave the blotch paper??

frances · February 16, 2015, 08:04:04 PM

Sorry, were you talking to me?

Cubinoid · October 04, 2015, 02:07:35 AM

Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.

Well, I was meaning to get around to it a bit quicker.

Emile · October 04, 2015, 02:22:15 AM

Quote from: Inflatable Friend on December 30, 2014, 12:17:58 PM
Ah, seems a perfect fit for me.

Me too. I'm a chronic procrastinator from way back, but.... as a suicidal gun collector, it's actually saved my life many times!

Alexis Voltaire · October 04, 2015, 02:35:59 AM

*Wanders about to hang up Easter decorations*

Banfili · October 04, 2015, 06:23:39 AM

Haven't got round to taking down last years Christmas decorations yet. Maybe I should get around to that .... wait, Christmas is nearly here again - I think I will just leave them up!!

Rockula · October 04, 2015, 10:49:50 AM

Only just noticed this thread.
I'll have read through at some point.

SeVeNeVeS · October 04, 2015, 11:44:27 AM

Was going to do something spontaneous this weekend...........

Thought about it and so plan to do something spontaneous next week, maybe.

Cora Courcelle · October 04, 2015, 07:19:17 PM

Thought I'd get in at the start of a discussion.
Oh.
Well perhaps another time .....

Alexis Voltaire · October 29, 2015, 10:53:53 AM

Are you a procrastinator plagued by a busy schedule, unable to practice your favorite hobby - The Avoiding of Doing Things? Stay tuned for our six-part lecture series:

"How to fit procrastination into a busy schedule; classic and modern procrastination theory on a time budget."

Now where did I put that pen?

Oh, nevermind. I've got all week to write the first part...

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