Fancy word game

[Caledonian]

Perennial plants is what I work with. I will harvest the timber before I enjoy my midday meal.
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Folkmusic is not dead!

[Colonel Hawthorne]

Reports of the demise of the banjo have been greatly exaggerated.

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Is this a dagger I see before me?

[walking stick]

I am questioning the classification of the weapon in my vision.

Be careful what you wish for, you might get it.

[Colonel Hawthorne]

The likelihood of attaining that which you request of an apparently unresponsive universe may be greater than zero.

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This is a dead parrot.

[Will Howard]

This beaked bird with multihued feathers shall not speak for it is deceased.

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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

[Colonel Hawthorne]

Precipitation on the Iberian peninsular tends to confine itself to the non-mountainous regions.

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We all live in a yellow submarine.

[Ursarius]

We are domiciled in an ocean going submersible vessel, which is decorated in a pigment of a yellow derivative.


Dogs don't eat bones these days

[GCCC]

It has become apparent in this day and age that mineralized osseous tissue is no longer consumed by Canis lupus familiaris.

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(You'll get this one if you're old enough:)

Every good boy does fine.

[Sorontar]

All high quality early renditions of the masculine homo sapien have splendorous success.
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You can't take the sky from me.

[GCCC]

Villain! Thou art prohibited from removing from us the free and unfettered use of the atmosphere and all the vistas and destinations contained therein!

(Bonus:  Nor may'st thou refuse the continuance of further adventures for our viewing pleasure!)

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Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

[walking stick]

Remove your odiferous digits from my person, you grubby hell bound primate.
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Print the legend.

[GCCC]

When confronted with the dilemma of recounting the event in a more permanent fashion either the confirmed details of the occurrence or the unconfirmable oral histories of same, I beseech you to cause an inked testimony to be impressed onto wood pulp of the mythology of the matter.

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Play it, Sam. You played it for her, you can play it for me.

[Will Howard]

Samuel, please repeat your most recent performance.  As you have done for her, please do for me.

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Sticks & stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

[Colonel Hawthorne]

My skeletal matter may be affected by objects vegetable or mineral; however, I cannot be injured by verbalisms.

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Up there, in the sky ... it's a bird! It's a plane!!

[GCCC]

What, ho! Cast thine eyes upon the lower atmosphere...'Tis an avian creature! Nor yet, 'tis a dirigible!

(Bonus:  Non and non! 'Tis the fabled Übermensch!)

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Top o' the world, Ma!

[Colonel Hawthorne]

Honoured maternal ancestor, I consign you to the polar regions.

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It's a long way to Tipperary.

[GCCC]

Oy-vey! 52°28′26″N 8°09′43″W? That's a schlep.

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You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

[Caledonian]

Have you madpersons gone bonkers? You made it explode! The devil may take you, may you rot in the darkest pits of the underworld.
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Welcome to your gory bed, or to victory!

[Will Howard]

Either the grave, or the Victors' laurels await thee.

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Over the river & through the woods, to Grandmother's house we go!

[GCCC]

'Lo, 'tis upon us, and us alone, to undertake the treacherous journey 'cross the rapidly flowing watercourse, then travel the expanse of the dense forests, until we have reached the abode of our elder matriarch.

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You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.

[walking stick]

You do not qualify as Bellis Perennis You do not qualify as Bellis Perennis in any way. Impecunious inner being, the strings that made up the chords of your life had been wound too tight.

Any noise annoys an oyster.

[Caledonian]

Sound is likely to disturb the bivalve molluscs.
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I really hoped to see a glimpse of the loch ness monster.

[GCCC]

Curse the luck! 'Twas my dream to gaze upon the majesty of the Plesiosaurus dolichodeirus which doth reside 'neath the waves of the body of water which lies adjacent to Urquhart Castle.

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Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

[Clym Angus]

Your postulations in relation to the depths of my inhuman levels of debauchery barely scratch the surface or touch the total circumference of it's monumental reality.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 

[GCCC]

If, perchance, a marmot of the species Marmota monax were capable of such an action as caber tossing, might I inquire into the precise weight and volume of Larix decidua said whistlepig would thus be capable of hurling any significant distance?

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Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.