Fancy word game

[Caledonian]

Dear Jeremiah, please do not request the moon when already in possession of the stars.
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Kenny was killed in Kilkenny.

[Colonel Hawthorne]

Kenneth met his demise on the banks of the Shannon.

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Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just pleased to see me?

[walking stick]

Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just pleased to see me?
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You set  this one in July page 3 of this thread, I repeat my reply.

Is that perhaps a chapeau of the cowboy style apocryphally claimed to be able to hold eighty pints or is that rising curve a sign of your manly enthusiasm at setting eyes on my good self.


You can never experience Deja Vu for the first time.

[Caledonian]

there is no premier to the precognition that leads to the notion of experiencing a happening twice.

Odin gave his eye to get knowledge, but I would give far more.

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[walking stick]

Odin reduced himself to monocular vision for intellectual gain, I myself however would be willing to make a serious sacrifice.

Say what you mean.

[Will Howard]

Express yourself verbally in a manner that contains no confusion at to meaning.

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Propel yourself into yon landlocked body of water.

[Maets]

Oh go jump in a lake.

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Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

[Colonel Hawthorne]

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Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just pleased to see me?

You set  this one in July page 3 of this thread, I repeat my reply.

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My apologies for the repetition.  I blame old age.

The first era of your existence terminated yesterday.

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Things go better with Coke.

[Will Howard]

The carbonated beverage invented in Atlanta, Georgia in the late ninteenth century improves all.

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See the USA in your Chevrolet.  America is asking you to call.

[Hez]

Uncle Samuel has expressed his hope that you will give him the pleasure of your company in a protracted tour of our Southern neighbours estates made more pleasurable and efficient by the use of one of the newest models of horseless carriage.

Welcome folks, come in and set awhile.

[Caledonian]

ladies and gentlemen, I wish you the heartiest welcome. please enter and take a seat.

hear now the pipers playing, to the battle we must go

[Will Howard]

Oh Danny boy, the pipes are calling,

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No parking in the handicapped zone without proper identification.

[walking stick]

Please refrain from allowing your vehicle to occupy the area reserved for the physically disadvantaged without written proof that you are in need of that space.

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Bigotry is not patriotism.

[Mercury Wells]

If oneself needs be a lower rear bodily orifice, then you are hereby declined to be a member of the enlightened masses.

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Lay on MacDuff!.

[Will Howard]

Macbeth sayeth, "Hit me Duffy!"

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"The Battle of the Bulge" can be fought with scales & measuring cups.

[Colonel Hawthorne]

I reject your Ardennes and substitute Weight Watchers.

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Britannia rules the waves.

[walking stick]

G.B. All at sea.

There's no future in nostalgia.

[Alexis Voltaire]

No forward progress shall be gained by dwelling upon idealized thoughts of a prior time.

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This jub sucks.

[walking stick]

My current occupation is an exercise in humiliation.
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Happy Dance

[Caledonian]

happiness expressed in a fine waltz

the only job I had, was hard but never lonely

[Maets]

Whilst in the company of many, I toiled relentlessly.


There is a lady that is sure all that glitters is gold and she is buying a stairway to heaven.

[GCCC]

And behold, a feminine example of the upper classes doth believe worth is self-evident even in all things which are merely gilded, and so mistakenly is of the opinion she may, by means of her wealth and station, obtain an ascending passageway to enter the gates of paradise.

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Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!

[walking stick]

Yet one more brilliant example of the chaos I am forced to endure whenever I'm caught within your orbit.
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The doctor is in.

[GCCC]

Mr. Brown, Dr. Van Pelt awaits your presence. Five pence, please.

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Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!

[Hez]

Harken good sir and bear always in mind that you are the embodiment of the rescuing hero of my girlish dreams.  Therefore mount up Sir Knight and with my own self pillion behind you let us advance together facing whatever we shall find.


I hurt my back and I'm a little stoned on the painkillers.