Fancy word game

[Kensington Locke]

The requirement is a personage capable of bed-oriented capers without inducing insanity side effects.
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Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.

[RT Livingstone]

At this point, it is incumbent upon all honorable males to perform their civic duties in order to assist their sovereign nation of citizenship.
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The show must go on.

[Kensington Locke]

Despite the setbacks and obstacles, we must hold fast to our resolve and continue the performance, whatever the cost may be.
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I like to ride my bicycle.

[Fairley B. Strange]

Translocating my existence unto another physical location upon my velocipede releases endorphins in my brain.

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Spam, spam, spam, eggs and spam.

[Kensington Locke]

I'll have three servings of processed pork product from Hormel,  a side of eggs, and oh yes, another serving of processed pork product from Hormel, thank you please.
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Heed the sign that says "Beware the Beast of Pirates Bay"

[RT Livingstone]

Weary traveler, mind the warnings of the guppy grown.
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We're going to need a bigger boat.

[Kensington Locke]

I don't wish to alarm you, but the vessel we occupy is proportionally lacking in comparison to the oceanic predator we are hunting for, such that we are best advised to seek a larger one.
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Another fine mess you've gotten us into.

[RT Livingstone]

Recurrently, you have precipitated an appalling quagmire that we are in the midst of.
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Jackie was a punk, Judy was a runt.

[Kensington Locke]

Jackie possessed unorthodox style while Judy's diminutive size remained her most commented on trait.
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A house divided cannot stand

[RT Livingstone]

Imagine, if you will, a dwelling put through a slicing machine.
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Anywhere I hang my hat is home.

[Kensington Locke]

and for my next trick, I shall place my hat on a hook, any hook will do and hey presto! the place becomes my home.
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We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be.

[RT Livingstone]

Please review the rules of the game

[Sorontar]

Regardless of the expenses necessary, we shall sustain our argumentary parlance on all terrains and nations to preserve the honour of our isle.
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Put the left foot in and shake it all about

[RT Livingstone]

If you would be so kind as to involve your larboard lower extremity for the purpose of sort of convulsing and jerking said extremity about the area, that would be rather capital.
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I can't do a thing about the weather.

[Will Howard]

My attempts at meteorological domination have been utter failures.
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No one gets out of here alive.

[RT Livingstone]

Any organic matter that is in its pre-death state, will not exit this chamber in such a state, but will in fact, exit the chamber in a post-life state .
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He's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny.

[Will Howard]

His mirth is irrefutable.
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Has anyone the skill to develop new food items?

[RT Livingstone]

Who has the knowledge, expertise, and technique to promote the evolution of never hertofore seen examples of nourishment and sustenance?
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

[Will Howard]

An inclement day at the beginning of the workweek is eternally depressing.
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Now, can someone develop a new story line?

[Sorontar]

There is an immediate need for a novel narrative.
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With cat-like tread, upon our prey we steal.

[walking stick]

Laying each footprint down as quietly as a hunting feline, we are ready to take our quarry.
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Troll The Ancient Yuletide Carol.

[RT Livingstone]

Make like Mariah Carey on that old Christmas tune.
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Blondes have more fun.

[Sorontar]

Jubilation is much more apparent in relation to the actions of those with radiant locks.
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Looks like we're in for nasty weather.

[RT Livingstone]

Based on my somewhat limited knowledge of meteorology and climatology, I would venture to put forth the proposition that the atmospheric conditions in the immediate future may be somewhat harsh on those of us of the homo genus, what with our relatively delicate skin covering our internal organs, our closely regulated body temperature, our susceptibility to pain from heat, cold, moisture, aridity, and so forth.
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I could go for a cold beer right now.

[Will Howard]

A frigid barley & hops Brew would be worth an imminent trip.
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Brew mine without the hops- it cures what ales you!