Fancy word game

[Will Howard]

Randy requests that you keep your hands off of him...
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Such physical intimacy is totally unwarranted.

[RT Livingstone]

Ahoy there, this extreme familiarity which manifests itself in sordid sexual relations of various categories is indeed undesirable and unnecessary in my humble opinion.

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Would you like to see my knob?

[Fairley B. Strange]

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my great honour to introduce the President of the Unites States of....   

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Sex, religion and politics - combine at least two.

[Cora Courcelle]

Once more, ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of .......

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Ain't nobody here but us chickens

[Deimos]

It is with extreme reluctance tinged with melancholy that I must needs convey to our dear readers that it appears that present company is perforce limited to the fowls identified as belonging to the genus gallus domesticus.

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I can't find my shoes.

[RT Livingstone]

I've lost my shoes; I've lost my soul, some say I'm a heel, I've played the vamp, I've removed her laces, I'm dry in the throat, I've lost my tongue, I've lost my shoes.

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Obviously, you've never been to Singapore.

[Will Howard]

Thou art a stranger to Malaysia...
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Your proposal is indefensible, good sir!

[RT Livingstone]

Not only is your proposition absurd, but you should be flogged for even uttering such nonsense in the presence of anyone with a normal working brain, you half-witted hyena.

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Good idea.

[Will Howard]

A splendid example of mental gymnastics, good sir!
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[RT Livingstone]

It is indeed an unfortunate event when the cognitive organ of a self-aware being is squandered in a haphazard fashion.

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A dog is man's best friend.

[Will Howard]

My cats resent being considered "second best" TO A DOG.
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Felines are sneakier than dogs, but probably more intelligent.

[RT Livingstone]

The second sentence, that is to say the succeeding proposition put forth by the participant in this game, shall be as flowery, eloquent, grandiose, and complicated as possible, containing an exceeding amount of unnecessary and useless verbiage, yet still maintaining a tenuous connection with the original sentence put forth by the previous participant in this game of ours.

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The first sentence should be plain and simple.

[Will Howard]

The second sentence, that is to say the succeeding proposition put forth by the participant in this game, shall be as flowery, eloquent, grandiose, and complicated as possible, containing an exceeding amount of unnecessary and useless verbiage, yet still maintaining a tenuous connection with the original sentence put forth by the previous participant in this game of ours.

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The first sentence should be plain and simple.

And what, pray tell, did that first statement have to do with the compared intelligence of dogs & cats?

[Cora Courcelle]

Felix catus arrives at a given conclusion by a more circuitous route than canis lupus familiaris, which may be an indication that they are blessed with the ability to function at a higher level.


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The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.

[Whitapers]

For the rain in Spain sentence:

The downpour is rather reticent in the areas besides the plains.

[Synistor 303]

Hi Whitapers, now you must add a sentence of your own to be translated into a "proper" sentence. I will add one for you.

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Noobs are welcome here

[Deimos]

Those newly registered  (tho' unfortunate) applicants that comprise the ranks of the uninitiated should not despair but exult exceedingly that they will be met within these [virtual] halls with warm embrace  if not extravagant hospitality.

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Really, that is quite over the top.

[RT Livingstone]

Indeed good sir(or madam), the proposition that you advance is wholly exaggerated, completely distorted, and totally preposterous and accomplishes nothing more than sheer sensationalism.

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I like a nice snack.

[Corroded Alloy]

I must confess, I am partial to a titbit and will often indulge between luncheon and dinner.

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I do have one friend. He is a labrador and he likes bananas.

[RT Livingstone]

I am in possession of a single solitary chum who hails from the Northeast of Newfoundland and he is partial to the tropical fruit made famous by Chiquita.
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Music soothes the savage beast.

[Synistor 303]

The dulcet notes of instruments has been known to create a calming effect upon the uncivilised creature.

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Some days are dreadful

[Deimos]

Tho' the shining orb of Apollo continues unimpeded its circuitous path traversing the azure tinted firmament oblivious of the globe on which its beneficent rays fall, still for the terran bound denizens there occur not infrequently those brief circadian periods of the most frightfully grim, nay dire, experience.

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I say, that was a rather lengthy one.

[RT Livingstone]

A fair maiden did exclaim with wonder-struck awe.

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You see what I did there?

[Sorontar]

Did you observe with certainty the actions and activity that were performed by ones true self within that location?
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

[RT Livingstone]

what we do not understand is often confused with the realm of mysticism
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wine is life