YET *EVEN* MORE things that made you happy today!

[SeVeNeVeS]

Bzzzzzt..***CLACK!!

-Well, hello! How are you today? Did I hear something about a new homeowner and lawn mowing?

-You know? We have a "buy 3 get 3 free" special on premium black mulch and St. Augustine Turf Builder. For this Spring, we have a 50% off bash on all out off-season plants, including shrubs and trees!

-And if you purchase before the end of the month you can get up to 20% off your first purchase using a "My Rewards Card." Thereafter you'll get your choice 5% off on everyday purchases or 6 monthly interest free (18% APR, credit application is obligatory, limitations apply).


No?  Just think about it?  How about a brand new grill?  Or a new gasoline powered lawnmower? That's up to $100 off on a maximum $500 purchase....

......Buzztt! CLACK! $¢€¥^[}}°√π×...
$000$$,£££££¢¢ !!!!¿¿¿....####TILT

&&& NO SALE &&&

Oh. Oh dear!  It happened again.  I'm so sorry mate. My training just kicked in.

My apologies!

Doing that for up to 8 hours per day will do that to you.... Please don't mention lawn.  I'm liable to lose control again.

And I thought I was the one losing the plot........ Barking bonkers! ffft, ffft, HALIBUT!  

[rovingjack]

I laughed way too hard at these two comments online:
there are twice as many hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water as there are stars in the entire solar system.

sterility is hereditary. A person is more likely to be unable to have children if their parents weren't able to have children also.

[von Corax]

I just figured out how to edit the Wiki sidebar, and have added a link to the main Forum.

[The Bullet]

My winter project is here:
A Citroen TA, built in 1955.
Spent the last 25 to 30 years in a dry garage.
Almost no rust. Complete vehicle, matching numbers and a pallet od spares to go with it.
Will still be a bit of work to get it back onto the road.