The Dread Impellor of Purloined Dentition

[Ephriam Lunchwaiste]

From the armories of Lunchwaiste and Sons, we proudly present the Dread Impellor pf Purloined Dentition, a firearm guaranteed to even the score on any battlefield. Using refined and compressed Aether, this weapon fires discarded teeth at incredible velocities with great accuracy, certain to fell any adversary at ranges once deemed impractical. Further, as your fellows around you fall in battle, each offers a ready supply of as many as 32 new projectiles. And should you find yourself in dire straits, your own supply of pearly whites (and the provided tooth-pliers) ensure you'll always have a few arrows in your quiver!

[Hez]

Snicker

[von Corax]

It would really bite to be on the wrong end of that!

[Cora Courcelle]

I have just come home from a visit to the dentist .....