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Mark 1 Enfettering Musket

Started by Ephriam Lunchwaiste, March 12, 2018, 03:27:32 AM

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Ephriam Lunchwaiste

From the laboratories of Lunchwaiste and Sons comes the new vanguard in non-lethal weaponry, the Mark 1 Enfettering Musket. Designed to aid the work of Night Watchmen, Bounty Hunters, Truant Officers and Military Recruiters, the Enfettering Musket propels a self-tightening lariat at high speed towards your quarry, quickly and efficiently snaring them in a harmless yet unquestionably secure fashion. Once ensnared, you may use the side-mounted hand crank to return your quarry to your side, no doubt chastened and reflecting on the folly of their attempt to flee.

Hez

Lovely, and a brilliantly written advertisement for it.

Cora Courcelle

Quote from: Ephriam Lunchwaiste on March 12, 2018, 03:27:32 AM
Designed to aid the work of Night Watchmen, Bounty Hunters, Truant Officers and Military Recruiters,

... and certain Ladies of the Night? .....
You have to tread a fine line between avant-garde surrealism and getting yourself sectioned...