Fridays
would
be
most
happy
if
rabbits
ate
rosemary
flavoured
cherry
bombs.
However
In
Narnia,
things
remained
poised
above
All
manner
(so we are "linguists" now. Cunning?)
Sequoia
(nah...we just kinda lingers ;) )
flavored
papadums
, Deoxyribonucleic acid,
curare
flip-floping
recombining
discombulating
decirculating
disturbing
double
images
appearing
out
thin
air
cushions
the
sweet
taste
on
vodka
martinis (We're actually making some sense :))
infused
by
curiously
tasty
bonbons
sometimes.
(The over-extended sentence ostrich is defeated!)
Ostriches
frequently
extended
over
debatable
evening-wear
namely...
corsets,
wellies,
scarves
and
once
imagined
strapless
suspenders.
Heretofore
marmosets
henceforth
levitated
tables,
When
seven
demented
meerkats
danced
rapidly
about
Piccadilly
raucously
along
The Strand
joyously
juggling
Hedgehogs,
hatchets,
& holographic
knickerbockers
while
posing
disgustingly
, naively,
without
hesitation,
clothes,
shoes,
or
luggage
tags.
coupled
trains
derailed
by
demand
became
orange
leprechauns
playing
highcockalorum
chanting
sacreligious
Logarithms
using
binomial
polyfractional
Crumpets,
baguettes
and
scones.
Scones?!...
SCONES!!!!!!!
Coffee
Absinthe
Scotch
Benedictine
whisky
Cointreau
poisoned
minds
are
easy
prey
times
obligatory
resonate
kerfluffle.
Sneezing,
wheezing,
bubbling,
powerpuff
girls
influence
disreputable
gentlemen
Mojo
speaks
erratically
when
provoked
by
sarcastic
camaderieship
marmosets.
Afterwards,
ill-gotten
Chinese
dubloons
concealed
shortcake
strawberries
creamy
with
sunlight
gumdrops
scattered
across
swarming
wildebeest.
Ravaged
by
dropbears
boasting
bundaberg
Battenburg
bowling
penguins
sometimes.
dressed
tuxedos
cats
while
dyslexic
patriots
ravaging
Washington
Square
, New
Amsterdam
PREPARE
a
TORPEDO
1/2 oz
neptunium
tied
loosely
within
confederated
with
seperatist
factions
hear
rabble
thundering
down
Main
Boulevard.
Once
arriving
upon
elephantback
outback
babyback
kangaroos
dealing
illicit
substances
peppered
steak
coated
Galapagos
petunias
ninja
weasels
nastily
terrorising
marmots
devoured
small
fragments
of
glycerine
cake.
Fortunately,
Captain
Von Bumflake
drew
flies.
Waking
suddenly,
gerbils
hurled
haemorrhoids
painfully
onto
opposite
sides
of
Cumberland
Gap.
"Hillary!"
ejaculated
Monica
as
Bill
lit
out
of
Oval
orifice
without
protection.
Unbeknownst
to
Monica
or
Hillary,
Cuban
Cigars.
Stealthily
stashed
serendipitous
supplies
secretly
in
shades
50
solid
Potatosalad
gherkins
minced
wozzleberries
cacklefruit
rancid
moo-juice
and
mouldy
sausagewraps
were
forcibly
inserted
unobtainable
orifices.
Thereafter,
whenever
others
replied
, duality
of
existence
ensued;
extenuating
powered
aerofoils
brightly
lit
the
smoke
generating
penguins.
Chartreuse
filled
a
banana
with
inedible
fairy
accoutrements.
Dripping
venom
Ophelia
Softly
epithalamium
imagined
ludology
horticulture
Cascades
Garden
. Rhizomes
growing
madly
, crazily
. Enjambement
without
Crochet
hooks.
Dizzy
figs
stumbled
towards
disorganized
hares
leaping
busily
, burning
lavender
sachets
while
hypothesising
theories
and
gusset
eradicating
proton
absorbing
bodices
. Hyperbolic
renditions
redolent
,reeking
as
regurgitating
reams
revoltingly
reminiscent
of
something
Regency
related
, Jane
Bartholemy
Austen
wrote
redundant
verses
describing
fictitious
realms.
Critical
mass
devolved
exponentially
and
deposited
amounts
of
green
, glutinous
liquid.
Lubricating
manifolds
with
heavy
amounts
of
fragrant
, pungent
marmite
. Industrial
strength
variety
sanitizing
packs
smuggled
inside
hairspray
canisters
garishly
Painted
all
different
hues.
Blatherskite
Park
filled
to
the
brim
with
luscious
custard!
Finally
, barley
, hops
, blossoms
of
Japanese
cherryblossoms
and
soysauce
mixed
with
fluffy
clouds
of
rice.
Coincidentally
, dragons
exploding
exponentially.
Substantially
elongated
containers
filled
sumptuously
to
bursting
ecstatically
bursting
lasciviously
with
whipped
cream
gummi
cheds
packaged
tightly
around
seven
delectable
Kraken.
Curried
, served
hot
with
pappadums,
fudge
curliques,
& chutney.
Thursday,
1857
declined
into
deluded
sunsets
faded
perpendicularly
across
chintz
ottomans
garishly
, brazenly
, obsequiously
, insincerely,
upholstered
recliners
holding
hostages.
Introducing
superheroes,
clothed
completely
without
nakedness
, yet
modesty...
is
required
when
flying
stratospheric
missions.
Nevermind
dragons,
coelacanths
said
"Bloated
plutocrats
, Sand-Witches
dogma
. Monocular
bifocals
littering
ocean
depths
captivating
octopii
sausages
looked
delightfully
jubilant
with
coatings
of
flavor-enhanced
retrograde
lemonade.
Running
swiftly
uphill
, salamanders
breathing
hoarsely,
reaching
unbelievable
speeds
, collapsed
gasping
forlornly
, clutching
outrageously
feathered
curiosities
made
autotomy
redundant.
Ogling
bustles
, stiff
upper
lips
trembling
uncontrollably
, passionately
engaged
removing
mussels
without
Tabasco
Sauce.
Standing
chameleonic
twiglets
twitchingly
twitching,
whilst
a
gopher
read
Vogon
Yellow
Hoody
stained
And
torn
Through
sleeves
of
gossamer
lamé.
Then
graphic
,grisley
images
which
depicted
Gretal
und
Drang (no Sturm...)
by
delineating
der
Sturm
Cogliardi.
Thus
lotus
Ponders
life
Through
spectacles
Tinted
roseate.
Donning
bowler
hats (what did you expect?)
trimmed
with
velveteen
Roses
Dipped
thrice
And
sauced
Lovingly
with
raspberry
confit
laced
rhubarb
crusted
lobster.
Meanwhile
far
far
far
away
, darkness
cloaked
rebel
infiltrators
disguised
As
petunias
Potted
begonias
With
fifty
purple
shades
Of
haze.
Crispy
nightmares
Stemming
incoherently
autotelic
subcutaneously
fishing
bass
Drum
. Barbarian
fireflies
Serenely. ;D
Serenity,
Now
flying
Higher
Using
giraffes
Mandibles
gnashing
Whilst
providing
much
Ridicule
without
Utilizing
steam.
Coincidentally,
diametrically
Unopposed
walruses
toast
Cheeses
using
flying
pumpernickel
moonbeams.
Aglow.
Bogmen
haphazardly
rolled
Through
sticky
date
puddings
while
makebaters
Were
most
Joyous
of
life.
Liberty
undid
her
Knickers
proudly.
Removed
them
bent
her
leg
Swathed
in
fliped
lace
Knickers
around
a
Pole
before
pulling
Dollars
betwixt
her
enchanting
Frilly
lizards
(hasher, please, no caps unless start of new sentence, or proper name! ;D)
. The
Banfill sorry my phone sorta does that. Lol.
red
door
opened
slowly
and
into
darkness
and
exclaimed
"Oh
, whatever"
grumbled
the
Nyan
fish,
"why
argue
with
perfection.
she
gets
excoriated
while
fishing
for
compliments
about
decolletage
prices.
Suddenly
an
Ocelot
bearing
bouilliabaise
egomaniac
forsooth
Monomethylhydrazine
Amylmetacresol
Fucitol
Dimethylhydrobromide
and
a
cheesy
Chardonnay
makes
cheeky
conversation
regarding
world
peas
annihilation
plans.
describing
horror
of
sardines
slathered
with
Vegemite
flavored
Fairy
sprinkles
laced
with
powered
dust
Containing
extraterrestrial
snot
berries
explosives.
disposal
required
nulls
perambulating
Visgoths
.While
Fred
Rogers
nostrils
hairily
wandered
away,
saying
"we
few
and
fairly
flashy
postmen
salute
whilst
gallivanting
madly
around
maypoles
serendipitously.
Pinafores
a-twirling
trimmed
near
vital
appendages,
Laughing
maniacally
, Hiacynth
Bucket
sang
'Aida'
loudly.
Meercats
look
alertly
around
, before
joining
paws
and
tails
with
songs
about
Krackenn
hunting.
Regulations
ignored
by
Lazarus
included
by
laws
requiring
positron
ephemeris
coatings
plastered
on
thickly
Marmite
hammers
lemmings
gratuitously
to
death.
Previously
unremarked
singularities
containing
legions
of
lesions
hybridising
amongst
themselves
perambulating
towards
( when it is finished. someone should print it all out as a story and post it. should make for a funny read)
eternity.
(will it ever finish?)
In
shapely
bowls
cunningly
crafted
by
pigmies
singing
Marseillez
's
top
anchovies
penguins
, and
butterflies
risqué
way
down
upon
lace
curtains.
I
, the
most
feral
narwhal
residue
. Ninja
monkey
named
Fred
who
lost
everything
under
foot
and
subpoenaed
deposed
megalomaniacs.
Finbear
recorded
surreptitiously
thoughts
relating
to
Tesla's
holster
before
exiting
quietly
from
stage
curtain
left
behind
racoons
smuggling
Tesla's
Coil
across
dimensional
spacetime
barring
accidents
of
negligent
distribution
. Looking
intelligent
without
fishnet
tights
on.
Shockingly,
blasé
newsmen
ignore
rotating
dolphins
perambulating
lobsters
bicycling
along
footpaths
made
from
reconstituted
underwear
. Microbiological
, probiotic,
antimicrobial,
insecticidal
sprays
drench
silly
hippies
until
a
rejected
toad
happened
across
considerably
glutinous
organisms.
"Amazing!"
shouted
Professor
Balderdash,
"congruent
fluxations
resulting
in
dysharmonic
fluctuations
of
cardiac
rythmes
. We
fail
to
recognise
snails
that
meander
sinisterly
whilst
signalling
wildly
to
splendid
brachiosaurs
carrying
tremendous
, prodigious
, gargantuan
and
soiled
cups
formerly
filled
with
suspicious
bacteria
thriving
vigourously
upon
mouldy
socks
. Meanwhile,
bugbear
trappings
distributed
electrical
garter
snakes
carrying
jelly
filled
profiterols
. In
glorious
revolution,
wheels
that
squeak
when
pressure
builds
towards
mortification
of
ecclesiastical
flesh.
Soon,
refreshingly
decayed
Rutabagas
rolled
up
, killing
turnips
chances
regarding
avidly
procrastinating
politicians
voting
meaningless
statutes
into
public
works
because
their
terracotta
cauliflowers
stank
of
rancid
buffoons
fourteen
months
after
sailing
twice
around
Pluto.
Soon,
putrid
reprobates
quantified
exponentially
parabolic
Crystalline
sugar
sweetening
penguins
tentacle
soup
quarks
defined
shadowed
petunias
sparingly.
Soon,
chowing
down,
nobbling
greedily
inter-dimensionally
upon
gobbledock
causes
worth
mahjong
cheating.
Whispering
treacherous
insinuations,
Lord
Razzlefungus
immediately
defenestrated
obnoxious
functionaries
without
ceremony
or
pickled
herrings.
Courtiers
pirouetted
gracefully
within
sealed
chambers.
Toxic
butterflies
exploded
spectacularly
showering
noxious
, gaseous
excretions.
Deep
inside
Bloodbath, The butcher of New Liberty
chambers
, fraught
with
dangers,
Upon
my
signal,
bite
down
twisting
bolts
backwards
threaded
deeply
into
tender
beetroot
slices
covered
with
exotic
chutney
and
pickles
extracted
from
pink
slimy
gerbils.
Soon,
Lady
FitzSnitcherly
lugubriously
transported
copious
quantities
of
marmalade
jars
filled
by
octopodes
squirting
green
paint
deeply
into
sweaty
unmentionables.
Normality
ceased
. Singularity
was
revolving
vacuously
smiling
lustily
behind
pillars
reeking
of
gore.
Gnus
gnow
gnuthing
gnew.
Gnowing
gnumismatic
gnickels. (For those outside of the U. S., a "nickel" is a five cent coin).
Gnuthing
gworthwhile
, gnuthing
gnoble,
gnigloo
gnecromancy
gnuttery
gnowing
gnuburgers!
Gnockers
gnawing
gnickers
gnarled
trees
reeking
of
gorgonzola
perfume.
Drawing
upon
recollections
garnered
worldwide
without
thought
. Suddenly,
deep
below
frozen
marmalade,
custard
flavored
walnuts
dripping
slowly
through
linen
tableclothes
draped
voluptuously
on
golden
Limbs,
Furthermore,
conversely
rambunctious
Goatherds
gamboling
cheerfully
with
butterflys
whilst
playing
balalaikas
badly
behind
brilliant
magenta
bonobos
without
clothes
arranged
nakedly.
Soon,
bracken
grew
wildly
among
runaway
bunches
of
wild
cherry
blossoms
, heather
branches,
broom,
Witches
britches
Melbourne ;)
rubber
bands.
Suddenly,
Fred
wiggled
furiously
with
agonising
ecstasy
, while
ballooning
gryphons
chase
marshmallow
antelopes
dancing
outlandishly
with
wolves.
Friday
evening,
beware
of
furious
women
bearing
big
, heavy
portmanteaus
filled
precariously
with
meaty
chunks.
dangling
participles
edited
Poorly
by
gregarious
chanting
neophytes
attired
nattily
by
Alchemists
Guild
chefs.
Thursday,
Fifling
Goodfellow
strung
decorations
across
chasms,
gaping
widely
and
Discombobulated
everyone
p.s. no CAPS pls, unless you are starting a new sentence! ;D
tonight (Sorry)
singing
(s'ok)
Yuletide
carols
, filled
with
soup
made
from
gumdrops
, wine,
onions, (&)
marmite
slathered
vigourously
upon
buns
of
flesh
flavoured
chutney.
Vomiting
copiously
,Bernard
grimaced
, 'I'm
really
very
happy
to
participate
in
experiments
performed
with
dancing
pigs
costumed
flamboyantly
in...
spangled
chainmail.
Hostility
in
the
trenches
caused
reflected
distress
upon
unruly
infantry
. Campion Jr
(yes, I know it's two words, sort of, but it's a name!)
shouted
"Go
to
SCHOOL!"
, while
unfortunate
waggers
demonstrated
sadly
about
twelve
horrible
colonies
addicted
to
mucophagy
, tea
served
with
broccoli
smothered
panties
, baked
potatoes,
Wellies
fricaseed
, tofu
and
sardines
. Henry
masqueraded
without
remorse
wearing
silky
Ungulates
without
legs.
Long
ago
in
days
of
yore
I
betook
myself
instantly
to
the
escape
hatch
marked
Starboard
. Climbing
upside
down
butterflies
rampaging
around
fluttering
cowherds
snickering
rudely;
About
twenty
Octopi
oscillated
madly
between
ostriches
dancing
rhumbas
Arythmically
. Saxifrage
is
Surely
obedient!
Austerities
pinched
possibilities
out
beyond
our
Occult
experiences
,showing
practical
pretentious
gits
techniques
entailing
fish
molesting
prawns
, endowed
magically
with
bird
of
Paradise
teeth
consume
paradoxical
heraldry
, blazoning
rampant
coquettishness
brilliantly
dyed
magenta.
Kingdom
adherents
foiled
mendacious
particles
consisting
of
quintessential
Quarks
. Entertainment
elements
expounded
inside
voluminous
corsets
. Petticoats
flew
high
above
dimpled
knees (not what SOME were expecting, I'd wager!)
, waving
toes
dipped
becomingly
in
soup.
Arsenic
perfumes
decimate
sensitive
nostrils
horribly.
Big
custard
tarts
from
custardland
weep
pus-like
rivulets
, acidic
peaches
barricade
fruitfly
gods
behind
iridescent
wings,
is
truly
ridiculous.
Soon,
fizz-gigs
grow
rancidly
chthonic
and
extremely
dangerous
orifices
Officiate
serenely
scrumdidlyumtious
ceremonies.
Fiscally
independent
bankers
vacationed
posthumously
in
places
hidden
behind
dimensional
waterfalls
located
within
Antarctic
spas.
Hell
, prognosticatorism
exuded
greenish,
foul-smelling,
viscous,
and
undesirable
variations
. Jellybeans
, absinthean
mushrooms,
cardassian
go
hand
-footed
backwards
cattywompusly
bitter
tasting
vetch
without
sugar.
Afterwards,
Carruthers
levitated
towards
unresisting
pleasuring
of
lugubrious
ectoplasms
dangling
dangerously
close
over
horrified
mice
. Sabretooth
rabbits
snarled
viciously,
salivating
wetly
over
Octavius
Buttersmith
and
Lady
Raphanodosia.
Pernickety
bites
festered
over
frothing
muck
. Hibernation
is
essential
notably
within
irate
rookeries
stained
deliciously
with
jam
flavoured
axle
grease
. Gastrointestinal
eruptions
protrude
enigmatically
below
someone's
hidden
carnival
ripping
scissors.
Latter
(Later?) we
expelled
noxious
fumes
religiously
. Mustard
gas
crept
towards
sensuous
gargoyles
reanimating
cute
penguin
dancers.
Desiccated
stegasaurai
galloped
spiritedly
towards
fickle
squirrels
, squirming
provocatively
, biting
,gnashing
teeth
while
twisting
unlawfully
. Promiscuity
adherents
function
flawlessly
while
extroverted
rabbits
nibble
delicious
retrograde
fudge
. Birthdays
are
lovely!
Watermellons
declined
lunch
andesite
finches
replace
apricot
jam
with
Catlike
biscuits
. Fig-trees
wilt
despairingly
among
drought
induced
marmalades.
Cross
country
bellydancers
cavort
verbosely
with
pseudo-sadists
Bigfoot
performed
badly.
Soon,
platyhelminths
descended
titillatingly
upon
unhygienic
intestines
, undulating
spasmodically
while
elevating
digestion
levels
. "Crikey!"
exclaimed
Brinklesworth, '
shuddering
convulsively,
while
raspberry
tarts
gobbled
sloppily
iced
by
ambidexterous
chimpanzees.
"Gazump!"
was
reportedly
fired
between
nondescript
felonious
coffee
grinders
and
unlicenced
chainsaws.
Wednesday,
pouring
beads
gratingly
over
uniformly
rippled
iron
sheets
poised
strangely
upon
ferrets.
Gnus
gnew
knew
sandwiches
containing
gnome's
organs
fried
in
canola
blubber
. Such
peacock
feathers
arranged
beautifully
around
fishheads
artfully
displayed
upon
pretty
stone
dishes.
Thursday,
Amelia
abatoir
addled
. Caramba!
expostulated
Bozo
, this
absinthe
tastes
worse
than
unrefined
swamp
gas!
Aha!
expostulated
Professor
Mushroom
the
lesser.
"Gadzooks!"
ejaculated
FitzHerbert, "
The
devourer
of
babies
wantonly
spread
marmalade
up
between
heaven
's supple
frippery.
Globophobic
popcorn
insertions
defaced
annoyed
trolls.
Suddenly,
, unexpectedly
, fishnet
clad
gargoyles
plummeted
earthward
before
flinging
spaghetti
exotically
delivered
without
meatballs
or
sauce!
Wanted
! Heroic
Female
cucumber
handler
wants
frequent
marmalade
massages
with
squishy
peach
tapeworms
served
upon
toasted
doormats
flavored
with
offcuts
of
rancid
grease.
Preparing
the
putty
for
windows
ninety-five,
pray
tell
, how
does
Magillicuddy
delineate
sophistry
without
revealing
terminally
morbid
Araprosdokians
underwear
? "Fearfully!"
, screamed
laboring
troglodytes.
"Balderdash!"
expostulated
Fizzgigg, "
Pteradactyls
are
sneaking
worms
within
tubular
excrecences
hidden
beneath
glutinous
pigstock
rissoles.
Happily,
disaster
struck
whilst
everyone
played
under
water
holding
their
toes
orally.
Gargoyles
reciting
Vogon
obscenities
, random
belches,
sousaphones,
dodecaphones
retardophones,
and
raphanadosiaphones.
Fideicommissary
clementine.
klondike
By the way, what's the point of all this? there's no story being told, you're all just listing off words you think sound cool. :P
Kat
((OOC: the point is to create a semi-narrative using the words that people enter one at a time; this is the "Linguists'" version, hence the big words. Used correctly (as they have mostly been so far), they can accomplish the narrative goal. It's a bit hit-and-miss plotwise (not that any actual coherent plot is being striven for; it's more like stream-of-deranged-consciousness, so to speak), just like the multiple-word versions of the same game, since the original intent of one poster can be played off of or completely obliterated by the next poster. The point is to try to be both as grammatically correct as can be contrived, and to keep it humorous or at least non punitive [or so I see it], while working to keep the narrative going.))
ah thanks
welcome
to
, said
Dolahara
, where
goeth
our
unrepentant
miscreant?
"Hell!"
expostulated
the
wizard,
"because
you've
discombobulated
everything,
Tally
Ho!
Tomorrow,
strandbeests
straddling
fishmarkets
regurgitate
and
Spanish
olives
, wine
spilled
, cheese
without
sausages,
games
played
unfairly
by
denouncing
opponents
. Wearily
advancing
towards
Emmaline's
tent,
mincing
gaily,
carrying
iced
tea,
Raisins,
biscuits
and
grasshoppers
coated
with
quince
, refuse,
categorically,
to
add
stringbags
containing
socks.
Opening
jam
factories
was
brilliant
, most
meerkats
coated
electroplatingly
by
silversmiths
employed
frequently
to
participate.
Afterwards,
Eleanor
Rigby
demanded
Lord
Chuzzlewit's
passport
revoked
by
transparent
entities
carrying
ambassadorial
attache
cases
filled
but
with
diminutive
fruitfly
larvae.
Woe
betide
those
unfortunates
. Antimony
, brimstone
, cauliflower,
ramparts
overshadowing
portcullis',
CHARGE!
capacitors
then
fire
torpedoes
randomly.
to
continuing,
tyrants
sauce
contains
radishes
. conflagrations
Bravo
to
all
survivors,
hisses
to
starboard
and
boos
codfishes
, dogfish
, swordfish
, and
rattlesnakes,
all
aboard
without
lifejackets.
Decreasingly,
the
Jacks
guzzled
sherry
from
oaken
casks.
One
gargoyles
ate
fricaseed
reptiles
tongues
burnt
carefully
over
moroccan
braziers
*charcoal burning heaters, as opposed to 'brassieres,' which should need no definition.
fueled
aetherically
with
dust
. Butterscotch
, broccoli,
zucchini,
parmesan,
go
pudding
. Peruvian
darkness
gathered
suddenly,
blanketing
London
, Essex
fell
from
heaven
. Corporate
New York
stole
reserve
gold
meant
disaster
. Damn
lizard
wings.
Charlie
Brown
raided
Lucy's
biscuit
tin.
HEY!
Medusa!
Stoned
and
angry
she
slithered
up
Jason's
"unknown"
bicycle
frame.
'Humbug!'
snorted
Penny
. "Airships
destroyed"
. "Excellent!",
replied
Colonel
Blatherskite,
munching
rhubarb
voraciously,
"Shoot"
Captain
Brydon
"Shoot!"
Shot
largely
down
hill
inversely
overthrusted
largess
enjoyed
popular
acclaim.
Finally,
after
Nyarlathotep
Gin
soaked
mademoiselles
jitterbugged
outrageously
through
garlands
waved
, permed
through
golden
absinthe
. Bashful
Bill
begrudgingly
sang
betrayed
love
melodies
paint
bronze
lives
blue.
Senoritas
munching
Rambo's
mighty
flying
airship
ducks
with
guacamole
pudding.
Fairbrass
donated
every
bandersnatch
filled
pastie
pies
, sauced
seductively
with
Angus
Delight
. Master
Theophilius
cracked
peppers
across
his
mothers
giblets,
Oh
, "mercy"
she
wept
plaintively.
Master
Gerund
cackled
sarcastically,
wiping
waxed
eyebrow
hairs
slicked
greasily
pantyhose
worn
around
neck
which
twinkle
damply
unless
anointed
liberally
with
grease
fat
and
chutney.
Vanguards
deranged
merchants
flung
princesses
without
mercy
into
sausages.
Oranges
glowing
green
mouldy
with
butterscotch
shnapps
effervessed
with
fiendishly
cunning
linguists
. Christmas
came
all
neatly
wrapped
, tinsel
shimmering
without
firelighters
firefighting
potatoes
are
offered
sliced
radishes
marinated
excessively
badly.
Garlic
prawns
stuffed
down
guttering
candles,
haplessly
flickering
behind
golden
wastebins
lined
with
Drop-Bear
currants.
Afterwards,
Lobsters
fiddled
crabwise
"SEBASTIAN!"
, cease
blabbering
incompetent
monkeys
, procrastinate
slowly
melting
into
serendipitous
oblivion.
Ghoulish
experiments
announce
terminal
velocity
constipation,
eliciting
immediate
agony.
When
Jenkinson
conquered
The
Maniacally
Womens
unstable
conference
discussion
located
seawards
of
Lower
Pluto
, beside
Charon
there
lays
a
darkness
. With
sausages!
BBQ!
Applesauce!
Gin!
RUM!
Cider!
FIRE!
FEAR!
Mayday,
Juneday,
Jackfrost,
nipping
whitely
bananas
and
cake
served
cut
across
lengthwise
stinking
Wensleydale
rotting
offal.
Henceforth,
punctuation!
Banfili
questionable
drizzling
can
containing
sludgy
artifacts.
Grammar!
Make
haste!
CAUTIOUSLY!!!
Snowmen,
kidnapped
by
strawberry
bacon
fishmongers
market.
Statements
made
by
Transport
screwdrivers
incriminate
John
Dachshundflogger-Smythe
Director
of
Semantics
At
Oxbridge
Veterinary
College
. Procrastination
abounds
within
parameters
defined
exponentially
perfected
twistedly
, succumbed
desperately
thereafter.
Momentarily
gobsmacked
repeatedly
about
intergalactic
mono-poles
dancers
go-go'd
beguilingly
, exotically
& shot
erotic
zebras
without
pants
paraded
, flogged
with
limp
noodles,
Coincidentally,
Arabella's
umbrella
leaked.
Weird
astronomical
messages
exploded
through
incalculable
calculations
typifying
air-kraken
possessing
extraordinary
bladders
, tips
quivering
with
outrage
as
their
lights
flickered
in
outrage.
Meanwhile,
revenge
seeking
potatos
eyed
monster
cabbages
tobasco
fingers,
flicked
lethally
dangily
berries
luscious
tendrils.
Awakening,
Gorgonzola,
blazing
saddles
filleted
au
la monde.
Now
, traditionally
grilled
sausages
topped
within
capsicums,
roasted
peanuts,
sautéed
sweetbreads,
foraging
in
gutters
slimy
, slippery
, onions
laced
heavily
with
peppermint
schnapps.
(Shouldn't we have a new page by now?)
Quote from: Banfili on August 24, 2014, 07:04:37 AM
schnapps.
(Shouldn't we have a new page by now?)
(Not until we finish this part)
Serving
giblets
Tyrannosaurs
lost
weight
. Odalisques'
pajamas
(spelled "pyjamas" by some...)
(not me!)
caught
fire
, burning
knickerbockers
worn
outside
known
red-light
districts.
Kowloon
Sammy
chastised
Lustful
domestiques
dedicated
to
relieving
stress
by
dancing.
Vagabonds
, wanderers
and
rebels
congregate
in
deep
crevasses.
Undeniably,
such
behaviour
would
bring
forth
... RETRIBUTION!
Trembling
agonisingly
, we
waited
tremulously
behind
, fearful
of
dragonflys
crouching
underwear
voiceover
maniacs.
Swirling
clouds
of
radioactive
ferrets
glimmer
evilly
through
murky
Hollandaise
. Mayhap
someday,
justice
shall
prevail.
However,
pincushions
deported
illegally
arrived
, prickily
angst-ridden
, displaying
vermillion
pantaloons
daringly
embroidered
upon
flaps.
"Syncronicity"
defined
Bastable's
constipation.
Laxatives
failed
. Antimony
spread
blue
stains
on
shag
carpets.
Sausages
floating
enticingly
, attracting
bumblebees
salaciously
drooling
upon
jellybabies.
Thursday,
Magonigal
deciphered
the
confusing
correspondence
contained
within
wooden
conflagrations.
Icily,
tiny
snowflakes
drifted
towards
destruction
. Snowdrops
drifted
gently
throughout
languorously
subtle
lace
knickers.
Quinine
beverages
prevent
concussive
headaches
except
when
mixed
generously
into
fruitcup.
Careless
elves
caressed
unwilling
jewelry
-wearing
nymphs
, whilst
lubricating
dryads
overabundantly
. Geranium
seas
gleam
brightly
, mockingly
behind
alabaster
mountains,
replete
with
fake
jellybeans
, flavo(u)red
lime
drops,
mentholated
Belgians,
suffering
bronchitic
constipation.
Chopsticks
played
abominably
by
Artimesia
. Later,
Gilbert
O'Sullivan
masqueraded
as
Gilgamesh
, drinking
mead
seductively
, with
croutons.
Chartreause
tablewear
clashes
violently
against
microbacterial
invaders.
Deep
emotions
running
high
, velvet
underground
(sorry, couldn't resist!)
, rolling
over
deep
thoughts
, immolation
hurts!
Burning
dirigibles
tumbled
relentlessly
toward
emerald
waters
stained
red
with
gore.
Following
Fitzgibbon's
trail,
Mapsonberger
distributed
butterscotch
prophylactics
to
enthusiastic
exehibitionists.
Eggs
scrambeled
, bacon
crumbled,
yummy!
sprinkled
with
cinnamon
sugar
, garlic,
apricot
spinach.
Gutwrenching
absurd
butterflies
lazily
flutter
downward
, entranced
and
captivated
with
blushing
Kubutzing
pears.
Saturday,
Figginsworth
delivered
unsauced
spanners
, which
reposed
seductively
upon
bamboo
recliners.
"Fishfingers!"
screamed
Constance,
when
cod
pieces
No one is going to touch this? Cowards! All right, here it goes:
dangled
erotically
(I wasn't scared, just alternately puking, laid up, or performing with fellow musicians. Fortunately I haven't puked on any fellow musicians. Yet).
, exposed
frequently
gangrenous
, yeasty
fillets
, screamed.
Marion
Postlethwaite-Jones
nervously
twitched
her
strawberry
bustle
while
burning
caresses
swept
over
the
rainbow.
"Intrepid Firedragon"
(Yes, I know it's two words, but they needed to go together!)
Good catch, Will!
Quote from: Banfili on January 04, 2015, 11:39:46 PM
"Intrepid Firedragon"
(Yes, I know it's two words, but they needed to go together!)
Good catch, Will!
Thank you!
wildly
below
the
darkening
asphalt
, lightning
convulsing
violently
around
massive
clouds.
Slinking
feelings
burrowed
vigourously
into
a
moist,
clinging
writhing
cyclone.
The
result
was
terrifyingly
terrible
! Bravely,
worryingly
, Quiggle
danced
enticingly
. "No"!
screamed
Reverend
Cricklewood.
Swooning
exquisitely,
Lady
Belladonna
Smythe-
Hartford-
Fotherington
-Jones
delicately
wiped
mustard
across
Jenkinson's
Hombourg.
Cerise
vapours
floating
wistfully
, tragically
along
tramways
fraught
with
low
impedance
allowed.
Clockwork
squirrels
frolic
on
unregulated
rainbows
dangling
precariously
over
snapping
turtles
bayous.
However,
chelonian
immitators
immolated
Frederick
Codsingtons
galoshes,
while
nidificating
with
feathers
of
purple
pipe-cleaners.
Strawberry
flavored
squid
suckers
fresh
turkey
toenails
orthopedic
boots.
(Punctuation please, people!)
SteamPunktuation...
Exactly!
Controversially,
scrumping
elephants
ate
apples.
Horologists...
ticked
Aeons
, reflecting
flux
Capacitor
Kitchens
exploding
wildly.
The
typo
printed
today,
credited
erroniously
to
Biggles,
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