Distiiled Wisdom

[Dr cornelius quack]

It is better to howl at the moon than to moon at an owl.

[Dr cornelius quack]

If I ruled the world, every day would be the second day of spring.

Bloody Harry Seacombe beat me to the first.

[SalieriAAX]

If you don't write with sepia ink, you don't make the rules.

[Hikaro Takayama]

"Confuscious say: It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but is much better for boy to park meat in girl."  

[JingleJoe]

Water that is too pure has no fish.

[Hikaro Takayama]

"Whoeffer haff ze biggest hat, iz in charge!" -unknown Jäegermonster

[Dr cornelius quack]

"Although I disagree totally with what you say, I shall defend to the death your right to buy me another beer."

[HAC]

"No matter where you go, there you are!"
"The Future Begins Tomorrow!"


Cheers
Harold


(and doesn't distilled wisdom come in large bottles, or pint glasses?)

[A.G.Morgan]

_{Nice new avatar Mr. Harold.}

Endeavor to Persevere.

[Sean Patrick O-Byrne]

90% I'll spend on booze, fast women and good times. The rest I'll probably waste.

[Commander Obadiah]

When in doubt, blame whoever isn't there.

Commander C. Obadiah

[Mrs. Sullivan]

For every Thing, there is a Thang.

[dman762000]

When you don't know where you are, you are exactly where you should be.

[von Corax]

If you don't know what you're doing, be certain to do it neatly.

(and doesn't distilled wisdom come in large bottles, or pint glasses?)

Only in bottles. The pint glasses hold the Ferment of Inspiration.

[OldProfessorBear]

Time Will Tell.

[Dr cornelius quack]

Danger! Will Robinson.

[SalieriAAX]

There is no thing on this earth more despicable than platitude

[Dr cornelius quack]

Duck Billed?

[SalieriAAX]

Yes, I sent the invoice weeks ago.

[Commander Obadiah]

And there's always a cheque in the mail.

Commander C. Obadiah

[Professor Lidenbrock]

If you dream that you are asleep, you probably are.

[lilibat]

A bird in the hand, is likely to poop on your glove.

[Commander Obadiah]

Before anyone else says it, to be sure I have the change to register my disgust at the saying, the cake is a lie.

Commander C. Obadiah

[lilibat]

The cake is NOT a lie. I baked it myself.

[elShoggotho]

The cake might not be a lie, but my spoon is too big.