Distiiled Wisdom

[Marrock]

"I do not trust any russian. As soon as a russian worms his way in, all hell breaks loose" --Karl Marx

[Zwack]

Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend.  Inside it's too dark to read.  - Julius Marx

[Dr cornelius quack]

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.

[Herr Döktor]

Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend.  Inside it's too dark to read.  - Julius Marx

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. ibid

[Sean Patrick O-Byrne]

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.

First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark? 

[Dr cornelius quack]

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.

First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark? 

Explains a lot!!

[Herr Döktor]

God's final message to His creation: "We are Sorry For The Inconvenience"

[Sean Patrick O-Byrne]

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.

First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark? 

Explains a lot!!

What if he missed a spot? 

[Magister]

"I do not trust any russian. As soon as a russian worms his way in, all hell breaks loose" --Karl Marx

...and half the worlds historians scoff, while the other half smirk in quiet amusement.

[Dr cornelius quack]

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.

First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark? 

Explains a lot!!

What if he missed a spot? 

Hey? Slough's not that bad.

[Sean Patrick O-Byrne]

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.

First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark? 

Explains a lot!!

What if he missed a spot? 

Hey? Slough's not that bad.

You ever been to Butte, Montana? *Eyebrow quirk*

[von Corax]

In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is.

The main difference between theory and practice is that theory generally doesn't make as much noise, or do as much damage to the carpets.

[von Corax]

"You're not truly drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." – D. Martin

[Marrock]

"When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns." --Raymond Chandler

[Great Bizarro]

Tom Petty "The future Ain't what it used to be"
MASH "I would rather have a full bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy"

[Zwack]

And on the seventh day, God did all the grouting.

First, God made Heaven and the Earth.
Then he said "Let there be light!"
And there was light, and it was good.
So... that means God made Heaven and the Earth in the dark? 

Explains a lot!!

What if he missed a spot? 

Hey? Slough's not that bad.

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough,
It isn't fit for Humans now,
There isn't grass enough to graze a cow,
Swarm over, death.  - John Betjeman.

[Commander Obadiah]

Romeo and Juliet can teach us an important lesson. Always make sure your girlfriend tells you when she's about to fake her own death.

Commander C. Obadiah

[JingleJoe]

"I do not trust any russian. As soon as a russian worms his way in, all hell breaks loose" --Karl Marx

Quite relevant to current events


Everything you make allways takes 3 times as long as you thought it would to complete.

[Zwack]

The 90-90 rule.

The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.

Z.

[von Corax]

The Law if Inanimate Reproduction: If you take something apart and put it back together enough times eventually you will have two of them.

[Dr cornelius quack]

I went to the engineers merchants the other day.

I said, "I want a box of fifty 1/4" Whitworth bolts."

He said, "How long do you want them?"

I said, "I want to keep them!"

[qubehead]

If you have to steal, steal big.  Don't shoplift from Dollar Tree.

[Miimno]

I went to the engineers merchants the other day.

I said, "I want a box of fifty 1/4" Whitworth bolts."

He said, "How long do you want them?"

I said, "I want to keep them!"

Hey there, mister!  Have we got a thread for you!

[Sir Theodore Catchpole]

If you have to steal, steal big.  Don't shoplift from Dollar Tree.

ha ha yeah why go to jail over the like 2 bucks they have

[Pinktutu]

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."    Nietzsche