Welcome to the Clocktower

[Miss Kins]

Perhaps if he were to be given a drink that tastes of feet, he wouldn't feel the need to take anyone else's?

I recommend a Mudshake *shudders.*

[The_Steam_Master]

*suddenly falls to the floor with a dart sticking out of my head*

[michaelbeeman]

*Wanders up to the bar* Another PBR, if you please. And where on earth have all the darts gone to? Oh well, perhaps I try my hand at billiards!

[Pnakotus]

.... although I note he has developed the disgusting habit of necking any dead bottles in the hope of a free drink.....

Maybe it's too many gin and tonics, but the image that came to mind when I first read this was that the dodo was sitting off in the corner somewhere making out with the empty bottles. I was thinking the dodo had some serious beer goggles on.

[helios]

Barkeep! A ginger ale, if you please! And put it on the dodo's tab!

[The_Steam_Master]

*Wanders up to the bar* Another PBR, if you please. And where on earth have all the darts gone to? Oh well, perhaps I try my hand at billiards!

*stands up* i think i found one of your darts

...

barkeep, a pint of Jack Daniels please... yes a pint... no i dont want any coke...

[Vienna Fahrmann]

    Dear Harold,

     May I join you for Huntsman Cheese, it's one of my favourites.

     Vienna

[Captain Lyerly]

I will be sitting in the corner on the mushroom

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If anyone cares to join me and the Caterpillar.  Has anybody seen the Cat?  He was smiling around here a few minutes ago...


Cheers


Chas.

[clockwork creation]

me and the cat were playing chess 

[leeps]

I'd like a 40 of cheap malt liquor and a very fancy glass.

[Sir A Poiselamppe]

Perhaps if he were to be given a drink that tastes of feet, he wouldn't feel the need to take anyone else's?

I recommend a Mudshake *shudders.*

I beleive the cheez fries have done the trick, I hardly got  a look in perhaps it was the smell which caused it all... at least Harolds' feet will be safe one more.....

Barkeep, a large port (Warres Optima if there's any) a pint of Tanglefoot for the Dodo and a further ginger ale for Mr. Helios....

I will be with the captain, by the Mushroom...

[Siliconous Skumins]

*Notices Captain Lyerly and Sir A Poiselamppe sitting on a mushroom, surrounded by a Caterpillar, a Cat and a Dodo...*

.....wha..?   *looks at his pouch of tobacco suspiciously*  Dammit, I must have brought the wrong stuff with me!!


Absinthe please barkeep - a large one.....neat!

SS

[clockwork creation]

a shot of beer and a pint of sailor jerry's 

[The_Steam_Master]

*purchases and drinks a pint of Strongbow before turning around and challenging Mr Beeman to a game of pool*

[clockwork creation]

*hits steam master on head with keg then proceeds to drink it*

[The_Steam_Master]

*turns around*

excuse me, but i was about to engage in a friendly game with this fellow who stuck a dart in my head earlier, i do not need to be hit with a tasty beverage

[clockwork creation]

*looks over shoulder to find the blaggerd had gotten up again * *hits with a bigger keg*

[The_Steam_Master]

*stumbles backwards into Beeman as he picks up a cue, causing him to spin around and hit Clockwork Creation, and falls into the barstool, turning around to order another pint of Strongbow before collapsing off the stool as the glass is placed on the bar*

[clockwork creation]

*gets up and orders another pint* a lovely day for a bar fight

[The_Steam_Master]

*reaches up from the floor, takes my pint, drinks it, puts the glass back, nods to Clockwork Creation, and then falls into a slump while watching the dodo on a mushroom eating chips covered in cheese*

[clockwork creation]

i will have an overlord pint please barkeep 

[Mercury Wells]

You know what would be a good idea?

An actual Virtual Pub.

[Captain Brandsson]

I think I'll be putting in music, soon.
Now is the time to make suggestions.

[michaelbeeman]

*purchases and drinks a pint of Strongbow before turning around and challenging Mr Beeman to a game of pool*

I would positively love a round of Pool, my good man! Though I must warn you, I'm not nearly as good at pool as I am at darts.

[Siliconous Skumins]

*purchases and drinks a pint of Strongbow before turning around and challenging Mr Beeman to a game of pool*

I would positively love a round of Pool, my good man! Though I must warn you, I'm not nearly as good at pool as I am at darts.

*Dons crash helmet*  Everyone take cover!  *starts hand cranking an air-raid siren   wwwwwWWWWWWOOOOOOOOooooo...*

SS