Welcome to the Clocktower

[Captain Lyerly]

Hmmm?  Oh, where did everybody go?

Oh, well, I guess I will have another Belhaven's.

Has anyone seen my plans for that armed steam launch?  I think Zaharoff snagged them and nipped out the back.

Oh, no, not again...  Anyone have a cable address for Reilly?


Cheers!


Chas.

[Angus A Fitziron]

Good evening chaps and......... Oh, I say, bit quite in here, what?

Landlord, do you think the level of dodo poo might be putting customers off - it is the 19th century you know? Never mind, I'll have a shovel and 2 pints of London Pride, one now and one when I've finished it.

[The_Steam_Master]

*wakes up*

... ugh... what did i eat...

oh yes, that stuff which some people call cheese on chips...

i think i shall have a pint of Merry Down cider with ice to clean me out

[Siliconous Skumins]

*yawns and gets up out of the hammock strung under the bar*

I say, what ti..m....er, day is it?  Oh well, SUN IS OVER THE YARDARM -  time for evening drinkies!

And keeping with the sea fairing theme, I'll have a double Lambs Rum please barkeep!  - Ta.


*stares at the gigantic pile of steaming, festering, mountain-like Dodo crap, in the middle of the room*   What the fu....... What on earth has that Dodo been EATING??!!   Is that a human Leg bone?!!

SS

[Angus A Fitziron]

What ho chaps, how do ye do? Sorry about the old pile of poo, I'm just waiting for a steam tipper to come and pick it up. I was wondering if we dried it, if it will burn in a firebox? Two pints of Pride m'dear and and a top up whatever my chums are drinking.
Thank you

Ahhh there's the tiper now, soon have this sorted...

*opens double bar room doors and steam tipper hisses and wheezes it way backwards into the bar, startling three slumbering customers and two dodos from under a table*

[Sir A Poiselamppe]

*opens double bar room doors and steam tipper hisses and wheezes it way backwards into the bar, startling three slumbering customers and two dodos from under a table*

What who... ah I see, apologies my Dodo, allow me to donate this photograph of a £20 note to defray the cost of the carpet cleaning...

Meanwhile.... A Gin and It if you please......

[Angus A Fitziron]

Oh.. er....um... thank you my lord, here is a photograph of my sincere gratitude for your kind consideration. *shouts* Left hand down a bit...

[Captain Lyerly]

Well, I need a drink now.

Been well and truly burned, over on Geographical.

Hope you have something dark and peaty, with "Glen" somewhere in the title.


Thanks.

Cheers!

Chas.

[Siliconous Skumins]

*notices cobwebs covering bar*  Uhm.....been a bit quiet here lately?

*goes behind bar and blows dust off bottles*

AH! Here's the good stuff - this should be what your after, Captain Lyerly... You have a choice of Saurian brandy or Glenlivet single malt....

....


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I'd take the Glenlivet, the brandy seems to be green, and smells like..... petrol!??!

SS

[Vienna Fahrmann]

     I'll have a plum brandy, thank you.

     Vienna

[helios]

I'll have, ah, whatever. Just give me something purple and alcoholic.

[The_Steam_Master]

*wakes up*

ugh... my head... i specifically remember picking up my glass of lemonade, then nothing...

...

hang on... i think that dodo was hovering around... sir, i think that bird spiked my drink

[Sir A Poiselamppe]

hang on... i think that dodo was hovering around... sir, i think that bird spiked my drink

Mmmmm what.... Who...where ah back here again... I think we have suffred from my accidentlly switching on the pocket stasis generator, now  the batteries seem to have run down so....

Mines a Pint of Cider and an alligator sandwich - and make it snappy....

[The_Steam_Master]

that device, seems to work very well, but, not so great if you want to use in short term but accidentally use Duracell batteries

...

pint of ale barkeep, my good man

[Siliconous Skumins]

*pours The Steam Master a pint*

Hey, where exactly has the barkeep gone?

*pockets cash*  On second thoughts - nevermind....

Right, who's next?   *helps self to the brandy*

SS

[Mercury Wells]

A pint of "Old Geezers' Ale" please Squire.

[Searif Darkmoon]

I may pop in later, but not right now 

[leeps]

Oh good, the bar is open! I'll take a beer. I hear the ones with amusing names are good.

[The_Steam_Master]

try Samuel Adams, its good

...

speaking of which, toss one of those over my way aswell *pays for both*

[clockwork creation]

a pint of something strong enough to make me forget all about today...

[The_Steam_Master]

a pint of something strong enough to make me forget all about today...

*buys you a pint of Jack Daniels*

tell your problems to Uncle Jack, he understands

[leeps]

try Samuel Adams, its good

speaking of which, toss one of those over my way aswell *pays for both*

I do enjoy a Sammy now and then. Thanky thanky.

[Prof Eumides Blakehurst]

Oh good, the bar is open! I'll take a beer. I hear the ones with amusing names are good.

They are indeed. A pint of Theakston's Old Squeeze, if you please!

[Captain Lyerly]

I say, has anyone seen the Caterpillar?  He was here, then there was a large puff of smoke, and now he - AND the hookah - along with that mushroom, oddly enough, are missing!

Ah, well, I think there are a few more hookahs around - no 'hookah' puns please, this is a higher-class establishment than that! - and I am sure there were several boxes of sheesha around.  No, please do NOT fish that awful stuff out of the persian slipper on the wall!  Ugh, how Holmes can stand that horrible stuff I well never know.  Ah, yes, some nice apple mix, just the ticket.

Anyone care to join me by the fire?  There was a discussion going on about shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages, and kings.


Cheers!

Chas.

[nathe]

there is no class too high for puns.

*grabs a pint of stout*