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>The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club

Started by Herr Döktor, April 30, 2009, 11:15:09 PM

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Dr cornelius quack

#50
May 03, 2009, 02:15:40 PM
All these women making a bolt for our door.

I suggest we gents should do the same.

Dr. Q.
Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.

Today, I am two, separate Gorillas.

Albrecht

#51
May 03, 2009, 02:26:26 PM
I would ne'er turn a lady into a bolt for the door, neither would I have myself turned into one.

silastic armor fiend

#52
May 03, 2009, 08:58:30 PM
i say, did you chaps see last night's ætherpolo match? it was most disappointing on our side.
* silastic armor fiend lights oversized cigar
in this town of sleepy hollow, smiling like you do
in this town of sleepy hollow, could be me and you

Titus Wells

#53
May 03, 2009, 09:06:00 PM
It just hasn't been the same since they outlawed Carnosaurs as mounts.
"Who would have guessed that behind the formidable brow of his, which appeared to be made of some kind of rook, there lay so strange a mixture of memories and thoughts?"

Herr Döktor

#54
May 03, 2009, 09:08:14 PM
Or using chavs as pucks...


I SAID "PUCKS"!

;)

David Godfrey Esq.

#55
May 03, 2009, 09:10:11 PM
Quote from: Titus Wells on May 03, 2009, 09:06:00 PM
It just hasn't been the same since they outlawed Carnosaurs as mounts.

Bloody cladists, reclassifying everything every five minutes. Next thing you know they'll tell us whales are related to hippos or somesuch rot.
Reunite Gondwanaland!

clockwork creation

#56
May 04, 2009, 10:48:42 AM
*sits down and rolls a cigarette*   
I am a freak in control not a control freak

Albrecht

#57
May 04, 2009, 10:59:19 AM
Quote from: David Godfrey Esq. on May 03, 2009, 09:10:11 PM
Quote from: Titus Wells on May 03, 2009, 09:06:00 PM
It just hasn't been the same since they outlawed Carnosaurs as mounts.

Bloody cladists, reclassifying everything every five minutes. Next thing you know they'll tell us whales are related to hippos or somesuch rot.

Modern times I guess it is called. I heard someone claim that for every human cell in your body you have three bacteria of various kinds. I feel like taking a bath, actually.

silastic armor fiend

#58
May 04, 2009, 02:46:03 PM
Quote from: clockwork creation on May 04, 2009, 10:48:42 AM
*sits down and rolls a cigarette*   
thats the way to do it, sir!
*joins clockwork
in this town of sleepy hollow, smiling like you do
in this town of sleepy hollow, could be me and you

garingling

#59
May 04, 2009, 06:58:54 PM
*sits down with a good bourban and enjoys it without having to disscuss women's dribble*
Quote from: The Abiliegh on July 09, 2009, 09:06:35 PM
G is for gorgeous
E is for exciting
O is for odd (in the best possible way!)
R is for remarkable
G is for gentle
I is for intelligent
A is for awesome

Titus Wells

#60
May 04, 2009, 07:03:49 PM
Women's dribble has never been a subject I am prone to talking of.
"Who would have guessed that behind the formidable brow of his, which appeared to be made of some kind of rook, there lay so strange a mixture of memories and thoughts?"

Herr Döktor

#61
May 04, 2009, 07:05:43 PM
Me either, as long as they wipe it off.

;)

garingling

#62
May 04, 2009, 07:16:17 PM
Quote from: Herr Döktor on May 04, 2009, 07:05:43 PM
Me either, as long as they wipe it off.

;)
:D
Quote from: The Abiliegh on July 09, 2009, 09:06:35 PM
G is for gorgeous
E is for exciting
O is for odd (in the best possible way!)
R is for remarkable
G is for gentle
I is for intelligent
A is for awesome

helios

#63
May 05, 2009, 01:31:26 PM
*Continues to snore quietly in his chair*
In smoggiest day, in sooted night
no ignorance shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship ignorance's might,
beware my power... Brass Goggles light!

clockwork creation

#64
May 05, 2009, 06:11:26 PM
egads did you see that man ! lighting a cuban with a petrol lighter !
I am a freak in control not a control freak

Herr Döktor

#65
May 05, 2009, 06:36:37 PM
Right! Lets blackball him!

:o

bizarre_chicken

#66
May 05, 2009, 06:37:54 PM
*saunters in, takes chair, produces pipe and lights it with a small pocket blowtorch*


Click here for win. ---^

clockwork creation

#67
May 05, 2009, 06:57:03 PM
Quote from: bizarre_chicken on May 05, 2009, 06:37:54 PM
*saunters in, takes chair, produces pipe and lights it with a small pocket blowtorch*



:o use longstem matches !
I am a freak in control not a control freak

Titus Wells

#68
May 05, 2009, 06:59:57 PM
Can you light a cigar with tesla? If so you know what we need installing...
"Who would have guessed that behind the formidable brow of his, which appeared to be made of some kind of rook, there lay so strange a mixture of memories and thoughts?"

Capt. Gideon Gunn

#69
May 05, 2009, 07:23:07 PM
*Pokes head in and, upon seeing relaxed gentlemen...*

Pardon me good sirs, I just arrived in town and was wondering where I might find a good port?

Titus Wells

#70
May 05, 2009, 07:25:15 PM
I reccomend Bristol docks.
"Who would have guessed that behind the formidable brow of his, which appeared to be made of some kind of rook, there lay so strange a mixture of memories and thoughts?"

bizarre_chicken

#71
May 05, 2009, 07:25:20 PM
Down the road, first left, look for the boats.


Click here for win. ---^

clockwork creation

#72
May 05, 2009, 07:26:50 PM
looking for an opium den ?
I am a freak in control not a control freak

Capt. Gideon Gunn

#73
May 05, 2009, 07:29:13 PM
Ah!  You have impaled me with your rapier wit!  Surely I will feel at home in this fine establishment.

Allow me to introduce myself.  My name is Gideon Gunn, Captain of the Hamblin and Owner of MZMR Shipping, for all your discreet shipping needs.

*Pulls up a chair and signals for the waiter*

Titus Wells

#74
May 05, 2009, 07:32:41 PM
Quote from: Capt. Gideon Gunn on May 05, 2009, 07:29:13 PM
*Pulls up a chair and signals for the waiter*

Butler dear sir, butler. Welcome!
"Who would have guessed that behind the formidable brow of his, which appeared to be made of some kind of rook, there lay so strange a mixture of memories and thoughts?"

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