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I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]

Started by Clym Angus, February 28, 2014, 12:47:42 PM

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Clym Angus

February 28, 2014, 12:47:42 PM Last Edit: February 28, 2014, 10:35:53 PM by Clym Angus
Today (and yesterday evening if I'm rooting out the core of my melancholy) have been less than spectacular. So I'm in need of some good old bawdy entertainment to lift the spirit! To this end I suggest a game! Simple word game the rules are simple:

Put together 3 words that, in the history of civilisation should NEVER EVER be neighbours. The more horrific and reason destroying the better. Feel free to be as vulgar as you like, just don't be dull.

I'll get the ball rolling:

=False leg croquet=

Drew P

#1
February 28, 2014, 12:59:57 PM
Black communist nazis.
Never ask 'Why?'
Always ask 'Why not!?'

Clym Angus

#2
February 28, 2014, 03:05:44 PM Last Edit: February 28, 2014, 03:07:20 PM by Clym Angus
Excellent you see that's what I'm talking about, so much wrong it blisters the brains!

=Edward Scissorhands massage=

=Studded nut vice=

Madasasteamfish

#3
February 28, 2014, 03:22:41 PM
Quote from: Clym Angus on February 28, 2014, 03:05:44 PM
Excellent you see that's what I'm talking about, so much wrong it blisters the brains!

=Edward Scissorhands massage=

=Studded nut vice=

*wince* ouch!

=Eternity with Jedward= (kill me NOW!)
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

walking stick

#4
February 28, 2014, 04:17:47 PM
Supercharged Braille Racecar   

Heckler

#5
February 28, 2014, 04:49:57 PM
*Blown out fanny*
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
H.P. Lovecraft
"The Call of Cthulhu"

Madasasteamfish

#6
February 28, 2014, 04:59:41 PM
Burning sandpaper jockstrap
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Clym Angus

#7
February 28, 2014, 06:09:31 PM Last Edit: February 28, 2014, 06:16:23 PM by Clym Angus
=insatiable octopus concubine=

Capt. Dirigible

#8
February 28, 2014, 06:41:43 PM
Wolverine prostate examination
I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi

Clym Angus

#9
February 28, 2014, 10:29:57 PM Last Edit: February 28, 2014, 10:35:11 PM by Clym Angus
Righty ho then! if thats the cut of the fabric! I see we have wheeled out the big guns.
broadsides it is!

Val:   =Golden arse nuggets=

Clym:   =Penis door knob=

Cain McFaydon

#10
March 01, 2014, 01:06:16 AM
Candied necrotic warts.
Be thankful for life's little miracles. <3

Madasasteamfish

#11
March 01, 2014, 01:26:10 AM
Jalapeño hemorrhoid cream
I made a note in my diary on the way over here. Simply says; "Bugger!"

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Cain McFaydon

#12
March 01, 2014, 02:26:26 AM
Vascular exploratory experimentation.
Be thankful for life's little miracles. <3

Artorius

#13
March 01, 2014, 03:10:04 AM
McDonald's Breakfast Burrito
The Right and Honorable Lord Mnkeeboy, Chief Jester to The King and Plotter of Evil Machiavellian Plots, Puller of Strings, Dastardly Abuser of Love, Hypnotizer of Truth and Whose True Power remains Hidden by a Position of Seeming Inconsequence.

Off-The-Grid

Drew P

#14
March 01, 2014, 03:54:45 AM
^lol,perfect!^
Never ask 'Why?'
Always ask 'Why not!?'

MWBailey

#15
March 01, 2014, 04:24:50 AM
questionable byproducts casserole
Walk softly and carry a big banjo...

""quid statis aspicientes in infernum"

"WHAT?! N0!!! NOT THAT Button!!!"

Drew P

#16
March 01, 2014, 01:59:38 PM
I've been using b.c.n.(see 2nd post) for 20+ years now as my way of describing a f'ed-up situation. Hence my fairly quick reply.

Maybe a thread could be started about 'odd sayings'? I'd start, but I'm a little, er, busy right now.
Never ask 'Why?'
Always ask 'Why not!?'

Maets

#17
March 01, 2014, 05:25:48 PM
Genuine Victorian Nerf

Drew P

#18
March 01, 2014, 09:52:16 PM
...so what exactly do you mean by that statement, Colonel Zock?

I presume you are one and the same? Mr. Tick Tock?
Never ask 'Why?'
Always ask 'Why not!?'

Alexis Voltaire

#19
March 01, 2014, 10:16:04 PM
Back on thread...

Steampunk boy band.
~-- Purveyour of Useless Facts, Strange Advice, Plots --~

Cain McFaydon

#20
March 02, 2014, 07:10:18 AM
Torking toddler strippers.

(also read as Toddlers and tiaras.)
Be thankful for life's little miracles. <3

walking stick

#21
March 02, 2014, 07:26:36 AM
Poundland Quality Firearms

SeVeNeVeS

#22
March 02, 2014, 12:32:08 PM
Quote from: Henry Stanley XLVIII on March 01, 2014, 08:20:24 PM
Okay, enough is enough! Who's with me? Who thinks that NON Steampunk threads are nothing more than dried horse-toad dung? Come on people. Let's do something about this! Hit me up steamers.

Trolls are welcomed  ::)

Will Howard

#23
March 02, 2014, 04:01:06 PM
Female elves adored.
"I'm a Barbarian by choice, not ancestry..."

Capt. Dirigible

#24
March 02, 2014, 07:07:06 PM
Underwater Soot Juggling
I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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