Mark 1 Enfettering Musket

[Ephriam Lunchwaiste]

From the laboratories of Lunchwaiste and Sons comes the new vanguard in non-lethal weaponry, the Mark 1 Enfettering Musket. Designed to aid the work of Night Watchmen, Bounty Hunters, Truant Officers and Military Recruiters, the Enfettering Musket propels a self-tightening lariat at high speed towards your quarry, quickly and efficiently snaring them in a harmless yet unquestionably secure fashion. Once ensnared, you may use the side-mounted hand crank to return your quarry to your side, no doubt chastened and reflecting on the folly of their attempt to flee.

[Hez]

Lovely, and a brilliantly written advertisement for it.

[Cora Courcelle]

Designed to aid the work of Night Watchmen, Bounty Hunters, Truant Officers and Military Recruiters,

... and certain Ladies of the Night? .....