Merry (or Wary) Krampus Day

[Gregor]

Merry Krampus Day all!

Any being going around giving bratty, noisy, mis-behaving children their due punishments deserves a day in honor of said being's noble work. After all, if it were .  . .

Wait! Krampus can punish bratty, noisy, mis-behaving old men too!?!?  Oh crap.

I will be observing Wary Krampus Day today.  Guess I better get a large bottle of rum for the bribery uhh good-will gesture for tonight's visit.

-gregor

P.S. for our European members - feel free to share any Krampus Day Parade injuries you may have earned