anyone care to befriend the new kid?

[Silvia Lovett]

thanks you ^.~
how's everyone been?

[Lady Penelope]

Good morning, new not-a-kid!   

[Silvia Lovett]

hehe^^
good morning.

[Laverna Lovett~]

::sigh:: yes, my computer was down too...i'm just glad to know it wasn't only me. That happens a lot.

[Silvia Lovett]

Laverna your computer challenged.....

[Laverna Lovett~]

hey, yours wasn't working either.
However, i did try to upload a picture and my computer simply refused to accept it. Has anyone ever gotten in a cat fight with their computer before?

[Lady Penelope]

No, but only because it's really hard on the cat.  Internal bruising, y'know.  Unless the cat is forewarned and can land feet-first, but that leaves deep scratches on the monitor.

[Laverna Lovett~]

Hmm....there's an easy way to find out how that would go.
Heeeeree kitty-kitty-kiiittyyy...
Hehe my cat Sassy would be perfect for this. She's scared to death of everything. All i'd have to do is throw her at the screen and see what happens after that. It would serve my computer right.

[Silvia Lovett]

evil thought laverna!!
your pic isn't showing up!

[Laverna Lovett~]

yes i know. proof of my computer's foolery.
and don't call ME evil. You're like Satan to your cats. No wonder they hate you.

[Sean Patrick O-Byrne]

Once dropped a cat into a snow bank. It made a cat-shaped hole like Wile E. Cayote falling off a cliff. Five minutes later a very unfriendly cat emerged from the aforementioned snow bank. Hilarious. My mate went looking for his other cat, but we never found it.

I don't really like cats.

¬Brilliantly Hilarious O'Byrne

[Laverna Lovett~]

You don't like cats? I think they're hilarious creatures. Warm and fuzzy, too. Or fat, in the case of one of my cats.

Haha my boyfriend once dropped his cat off a balcony or something of the sort...it broke its little kitty ankle    My black cat voluntarily jumped off our balcony. he hasn't done it since...i guess he just needed to get it out of his system. He's not very bright.

[Silvia Lovett]

Heck lavenera i'd jump off that blaconey too *mumbles* if i wasn't so clumsy* any ways my cats love me^.^

[Laverna Lovett~]

Well yes, because there's a couch right below it. And you know you'd never jump off of it. You won't even lean over it.

And you also know that your cats hate you. Why do you think they run every time you come in a room?

[Silvia Lovett]

miss kitty only runs/attacks the Queen almadla (sp?) doll...remember

[Laverna Lovett~]

hahaha you mean amidala? yeah, i still remember that. Ms. Kitty is an island unto herself.
And i wasn't talking about her before, i meant gypsy and jinx, the two fat ones that stink.
Haha that reminds me of nana: "feed her chicken, and she'll blow you out of the house"

[Silvia Lovett]

IT's true!!!

[Captain_Minty_Gearhertz]

I had a cat dropped on me when I was on a computer. Way before now, in a time when I had dial-up nets' I was at a friends house, taking advantage of his broadbands, while he and my sister watched Epic Movie. The film induced such boredom that they DROPPED A CAT ON ME! Cats hate me anyway, so it was cats claws into my legs, I jump up, frighten the cat and confront my sister and friend as they have hysterics. The cats refuse to enter the house when I am visting...

[vonWolfehaus]

Well, we are. It's all a matter of how far you go back...

I could tell you the many ways in which you are incorrect, but that's a path to grounds we don't want to trod on here (so I've read). That is assuming you're speaking of the mythical Adam and Eve, and that is the only logical interpretation I can think of. Please excuse my rudeness if that is not the case.

Well, excuse me. I mean it in the evolutionary sense and since we descent from one female (according to mitochonrial RNA evidence) who lived some 20.000 years ago, we are all cousins in some distant way.
And the only god I bow to is Cthulhu, which I have stated on many occasions in this forum.

My sincerest apologies then! It's always heartwarming to meet a fellow Cultist I just looked up "mitochondrial Eve" and "Y-chromosomal Adam", which I actually had never heard of before. It doesn't make sense to me so I will have to investigate further. Thanks for new bits of info, very interesting!

[Silvia Lovett]

CAtS are evil....so are monkies

[Hyren von Henry]

cats aren't evil! they're amoral.

and cunning.

[Ampère Volt]

and cunning.

Please kindly inform my cats of this character trait 

[Hyren von Henry]

do you feed them?

[Ampère Volt]

Why yes twice daily!  And I've also taught them to sit, to lift a paw, to jump on top of a stool, to follow, to fetch, to stand and to go through a tunnel.
But cunning? 

[Mercy]

Why yes twice daily!  And I've also taught them to sit, to lift a paw, to jump on top of a stool, to follow, to fetch, to stand and to go through a tunnel.
But cunning? 

My cats have taught me to follow them...