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The Corsair · July 28, 2011, 01:42:25 PM

I smell a lady, or Professor Oilcan is feeling overly feminine today... I think a search of the gentleman's club is in order!

Professor Oilcan · July 28, 2011, 01:46:31 PM

Ahh!! Look through the Blue door!

The Abiliegh · July 28, 2011, 01:47:44 PM

Gin, if you will. And show it to some tonic, but be slick about it.

::goes and sits with the boys::

BB BlackDog · July 28, 2011, 02:45:34 PM

Quote from: The Abiliegh on July 28, 2011, 01:47:44 PM
::goes and sits with the boys::

Well Hellooooo, *plays with mustache*

The Abiliegh · July 28, 2011, 02:51:40 PM

Quote from: BB BlackDog on July 28, 2011, 02:45:34 PM
Quote from: The Abiliegh on July 28, 2011, 01:47:44 PM
::goes and sits with the boys::
Well Hellooooo, *plays with mustache*

'Ello, darlin. ::lights a camel:: What's the word in this joint?

Professor Oilcan · July 28, 2011, 02:53:21 PM

I say! Ding Dong! This place is looking up!

The Abiliegh · July 28, 2011, 02:55:58 PM

Quote from: Professor Oilcan on July 28, 2011, 02:53:21 PM
I say! Ding Dong! This place is looking up!

Well, of course it is! You've come to the second floor.

James Harrison · July 28, 2011, 04:03:40 PM

Quote from: The Abiliegh on July 28, 2011, 02:55:58 PM

Well, of course it is! You've come to the second floor.

There are so many double entrendre's that could be drawn from that statement.... yes I know I need to drag my mind up from the gutter...

The Abiliegh · July 28, 2011, 04:16:27 PM

Quote from: James Harrison on July 28, 2011, 04:03:40 PM
Quote from: The Abiliegh on July 28, 2011, 02:55:58 PM

Well, of course it is! You've come to the second floor.

There are so many double entrendre's that could be drawn from that statement.... yes I know I need to drag my mind up from the gutter...

I thought that was a bit of the point of a smoking lounge, sir. Witty banter, clever innuendo, good alcohol and a better cigar! Just pointing it out sort of ruins the fun, now, doesn't it?

dweorg · July 28, 2011, 04:21:12 PM

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

And I think I'll have one now

BB BlackDog · July 28, 2011, 07:52:38 PM

'Ello, darlin. ::lights a camel:: What's the word in this joint?
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Strange, A little while ago a camel came in, went up to the Bar and asked For Cigarettes,
The steward replied,
"We have a brand of Cigarette named after you"
The Camel said

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The Abiliegh · July 28, 2011, 07:53:48 PM

Heh. I approve.

BB BlackDog · July 28, 2011, 07:54:46 PM

Quote from: The Abiliegh on July 28, 2011, 07:53:48 PM
Heh. I approve.

Don't get me started my dear

dweorg · July 28, 2011, 08:00:15 PM

They're funnier the more you drink

BB BlackDog · July 28, 2011, 08:24:34 PM

Quote from: dweorg on July 28, 2011, 08:00:15 PM
They're funnier the more you drink

Dunnier the more you Fhink my good sir !, why I'm not as Thunk as you drink I am.

The Abiliegh · July 28, 2011, 08:28:04 PM

Yes yes, more drinks are in order. Correct across the board, gentlemen.

Ella, Aerial Musketeer · July 28, 2011, 09:14:56 PM

hehehe oops im running out of hider holes o dear

helios · July 28, 2011, 09:24:11 PM

Well, you'd best come out then. The closet's hardly a fit hidey-hole for a lady.
Tell you what. I'll grab a pastry, and a jar of malt liquor, and I'll just leave it here, beside the closet door.
*Carefully places a jam jar filled with whiskey down beside a plate with a large sausage roll and a small bottle of tomato sauce*

Ella, Aerial Musketeer · July 28, 2011, 09:50:36 PM

*sniffs at the air*
mmmmm yum

*gingerly comes out*
*sits on the most unassuming chair*

thank yea very much kind Sirs but i am not much of a lady

helios · July 28, 2011, 10:16:30 PM

That hardly matters. You are a person, are you not? Therefore you are entitled to a certain degree of respect.

TVC15 · July 29, 2011, 12:44:50 AM

*exits the Blue room*
Does anyone know how to get lipstick off of underclothes? I thought this was a smoking room, not a bordello...not that I'm complaining, mind you, and there is a bit of steam still escaping and my goggles are still fogged up. *sniffs and smell absinthe and lavender* Ah, a delicate bouquet to calm the nerves and slow the passage of time. I believe I need a decent meal at this point. Is there an eatery near by?

Xenos · July 29, 2011, 03:10:51 AM

Brandy, Gin, Tonic, Rum, Absinthe, Everclear, Moonshine, and anything ELSE you may have behind that counter... It is my goal to get plastered tonight!

*Pulls out a wad of bills* DRINKS ON ME, EVERYONE!!!

TVC15 · July 29, 2011, 03:32:36 AM

*general noise and small stampede of feet getting closer to Xenos*

And the crowd goes wild. Thanks for the lack of constables around here.

I'll have a double of what he's having.

*pulls out a strange, unmarked cigarette and lights it*

James Harrison · July 29, 2011, 09:23:28 AM

Cigarette? CIGARETTE? No no no, that just won't stand. Have one of my cigars, old boy. Far more satisfying and mysteriously more-ish.

Ella, Aerial Musketeer · July 29, 2011, 11:22:19 AM

Quote from: Xenos on July 29, 2011, 03:10:51 AM
Brandy, Gin, Tonic, Rum, Absinthe, Everclear, Moonshine, and anything ELSE you may have behind that counter... It is my goal to get plastered tonight!

um um dont drink the absinthe its watered down and i would check any chairs for tacks.......and your bottoms too

Quote from: helios on July 28, 2011, 10:16:30 PM
That hardly matters. You are a person, are you not? Therefore you are entitled to a certain degree of respect.

i thank you were i come from its the lads that get it all not the lasses thats why i decided to play a few tricks, sorry about your bottoms by the by

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